Quick Change Page #4

I found something out yesterday.

What? What is it?

I just feel funny.

I feel... You know, I feel complete.

Grimm, you already were complete.

If you were any more complete,

it would be a little scary.

Bad neighborhood to get

in touch with our feelings.

Especially with a fortune

in our falsies.

All right, I gotta make a quick call

to the chief.

- This is Rotzinger.

- Yes. Have you got Prince Albert in a can?

Feeling better, I see.

Your Macho Maniac is here.

You owe me another hostage.

I'll check it out. I'm going to

the window. Tell your men to get back.

Did you have something to tell me?

I want to wait.

I can see it doesn't have

a hydraulic tilt body. It's unacceptable.

What?! You son of a b*tch.

You never said a goddamn word

about a "tilting hydraulic body."

We had to send all the way to Jersey

for this thing.

Don't insult me.

Now, you get me

a respectable monster truck...

...and don't get back to me

until you do, okay?

- What was that?

- What was what?

Don't try to change the subject.

- No tilt body, no hostages.

- I want hostages.

It's gonna take time

to find a tilting hydraulic body.

Well, that's not my problem.

It was an accident.

They would have waited forever

to go into that bank.

Just throw me out of the car

and run me over.

I could have called them

from anywhere tonight...

...just to tell them I was still in the bank.

Let's get to the airport.

We'll pretend this didn't happen.

Now, you get me

a respectable monster truck...

... and don't get back to me

until you do, okay?

There it is, a beep.

- Can you isolate that beep?

- I can try.

It could be a horn. Clowns carry horns,

little rubber ones.

- Sometimes their noses are horns.

- I wanna know what beeped, fast.

I'll tell you what I think it was.

And it wasn't his f***ing nose.

It was a car horn.

How much time did we lose, exactly?

They won't storm in

until they're sure I'm not there.

Then there's chaos while they round up

hostages and take statements and names.

Finally, they'll realize some are missing.

- By then...

- our plane is taking off?

And they still won't know who we are.

For God's sake, shut that up!

Turn that trash off!

God, I hate this town.

Grimm, guess what.

Wait a second.

I never scouted this neighborhood.

Did we miss the Expressway?

I didn't see it.

They were working on the signs back there.

Go! Go! Go!

We wanna get on

the Brooklyn Queens Expressway.

- What?

- The BQE.

Wow, you know,

jeez, we don't know where that is.

- Shut up!

- Hey, you shut up!

- Shut up!

- Shut up! Shut up!

Let's just walk through this, okay?

Does that sign say BQE?

Yeah.

Okay, so which way was the arrow pointing?

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