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- All right.

I guess I'll see ya later.

See ya.

[Man] Todd?

You must be Zod Killer?

So, you gotta tell me this.

Your screen name

on dbhookedup.com

is Zod Killer but your

real name is Clark?

Oh, you think I'm.

Todd, there's been something

I've been meaning to tell you.

I am really, no!

I'm just a huge

Superman fan, man.

Yeah, when I found

out that we actually

had the same exact name.

My full name is

Clark Kent Allan.

Well, I was infatuated with him.

I mean, seriously,

I only read Superman

and DC Comics.

Okay, yeah, that's great.

Dude, I can't wait!

[Kevin] Yay.

Oh, Kevin, will you crawl out

of your Ashley-sized hole

long enough to see daylight?

We've been waiting for

this for four years!

I still can't believe it.

Believe it.

[Woman] Hey, guys, what's up?

Not much.

Yeah, you can say that again.

What's up with Darth

Vasidious over here?

He's mad I won't go

see a movie with him.

A movie?

A movie?

Try the movie

of the century.

Dude, century's only

like 13 years old.

You're gonna have

to be more specific.

[Kevin] It's the movie

adaptation of Hellblazer.

The John Constantine comic?

Didn't they already make one?

Yeah, right, that Keanu

Reeves piece of bantha fodder.

Like that even counts.

Dude, is that, like, a demon?

Bogus.

This is an independent

film from Thailand,

and they didn't get

permission from DC Comics,

so they had to change all

the main characters' names.

A small price to pay.

Finally, a John Constantine

movie that's dark and gritty

and doesn't star some

brain-dead Nic Cage wannabe.

Dude, they changed the

main character's name

to Ben Affleck.

Like that matters.

They could've changed his

name to Brittany Spears

for all I care.

It's just that we,

we've been waiting

to see this for four years,

and now Dave Depression here

is wimping out on going with me.

Look,

Mark's gonna go see a movie,

and I just got the biggest

shipment of the month.

And then Ashley has

a life of her own,

which is more than I

could say for myself.

And I'm stuck here with nobody

to help with the largest

shipment of the month.

Excuse me.

Did I hear you say you

have a new shipment

coming in today?

Yeah, are you

looking for something

that we're out of, or?

Well I was wondering,

do you pull boxes first

or do you catalog

your whole shipment

before itemization?

Do you have enough

boards and bags,

or do those come in

a separate delivery?

Uh, exactly what

are you asking?

Well, I was just noticing

that you can probably

use some help,

and I have some

experience in comic shops.

My name's Carley.

Kevin.

- Where'd you work?

- Comic Underground.

Is that around here?

Uh, no, I just

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