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...I think, like, a DJ.
- A DJ. Super chill.
- Ha.
Guess what Mama Kub
and Papa Kub got for...
- Baby Kub?
... Baby Kub for his birthday.
- What?
- The Kub Mobile.
- They gave you the minivan?
- For my birthday, yes.
Your parents give the worst gifts ever.
- Where's your present?
- You serious?
You haven't gotten me a present
in 10 years.
So?
But since I am a better friend than you,
I did get you something.
- Oh.
- I'll bring it tonight. Hey, I have to go run.
- Happy birthday, loser.
- Ow.
- Don't trip.
- Ow!
Oh, sh*t!
I'm okay! Heh.
Thomas, suck my cock.
What?
- "Mama Kub and Papa Kub"? Jesus.
- Yeah, those are my parents, a**hole.
Damn, she's so f***ing hot, dude.
- Think she'll come tonight?
- I'm not inviting her. You do this one.
Alexis won't come.
"Lamel"? What? I don't know any Lamel.
No, he's cool.
Guys, the last thing I want in my house
is a bunch of randoms.
Wrong. Last thing you want
is nobody at your f***ing house.
The more word gets around, the more likely
these chicks will show up at our party.
Watch and learn how
Captain Big Dick does it.
Hey, girls. Just remember,
wear something tight.
What's up, sisters?
Thomas Kub's house, 8:00.
Come get a piece of this white chocolate.
Thomas's birthday party tonight?
- Thomas? Who's that?
- Who's Thomas?
That thing that dick in
the sweater vest was telling us about?
What's up, baby? Eight o'clock.
What are your expectations
for the party?
Get high, f*** b*tches, you already know.
- I think we'll come. Can we bring people?
- Can I bring people?
Thomas Kub's house, 8:00.
Oh, sh*t!
Ahh!
What we are witnessing is truly
a breathtaking moment...
...in the life of young Thomas.
a tiny, tiny penis...
...a penis he may someday insert
into this female's vagina...
...should he survive his first encounter
without her eating him.
Paper towels. Get long.
- Don't!
- Dude, get a ton.
Oh, sh*t. Extra-large condoms.
I'm not paying for that sh*t.
Attention, valued shoppers.
Oh, my God.
Join us for an evening of balls-deep
entertainment at Thomas Kub's house.
Dude, stop.
Hey, little buddy.
Want something to drink? Hey.
and he's gonna get his ass kicked.
You guys, we good on OJ?
Sunny D, dude.
Grab it. Throw it in. I love...
How are we doing on eggs?
Holy sh*t, dude. It's Miles Teller.
- Dude, it is. That's him. Holy sh*t.
- He's so badass.
Yeah, my boy's starting
at second base for USC.
He got sent to detention once
and banged the teacher.
Mi-Tell, what's cracking, bro?
- We go to North Pass.
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