Project X

Synopsis: It's Thomas Kub's 17th birthday and all he wants to do is throw a small party with some friends to help raise his social status and maybe even get lucky. But when his best friend Costa starts calling radio stations and putting ads up on Craigslist, you can be sure that this party is going to get really out of hand really fast.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Nima Nourizadeh
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  5 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
88 min

What up, my lovely females! This is

your boy, Costa, your host for the evening.

Behind me is Thomas Kub's house.

Today is Thomas Kub's birthday.

And this is Project X, yo.

Hey, we want some p*ssy

Hey, we want some p*ssy

Birthday cake. Mm.

- Dax, my dick is gonna get so wet tonight.

- Excuse me.

Sh*t. Um, Mrs. Kub,

I thought you guys left already.

- So, what's getting wet tonight?

- Uh...

Nothing. I'm sorry about that, Mrs. Kub.

- Who's your friend?

- Don't worry about him.

We're shooting this birthday movie

for Thomas.

Like this day-in-the-life type thing.

No big deal.

He's still in the shower.

See you later.

F*** me, that was close.


Happy birthday, motherf***er!

Whoa, sh*t! What the f***, dude?

- What the f***?

- I'm jerking off to your mom.

So, dude, it's your last day

of being a loser. How does it feel?

You're such a dick, Costa.

Sh*t never gets old.

Wait for another day

What's up, Dax?

How'd they rope you into this?

He's one of J.B.'s guys from Gay-V Club.

He's a f***ing weirdo, I know,

but he's a solid shooter.

And he's gonna make us look pimp,

and you f***ing better.

Thomas, get down here!

Oh, sh*t. Let's go.

You said your parents would be gone by 7.

I don't wanna go talk to your f***ing dad.

No food in the living room. Your mother

will kill me and I'll have to kill you.

- Here's 40 bucks for pizza, okay?

- Oh, cool.

You guys can have that.

Knock yourself out.

Back door or turn the alarm system off.

And look, Thomas, I'm not an idiot.

I know you're gonna have friends over.

- Dad, what do you think is gonna happen?

- Mr. Kub, honestly, we have no...

Mm-mm. I'm sorry. Who are you?

This is Dax.

What is this?

He's shooting a movie

for my birthday, you know, a little present.

Didn't know you had Goth friends.

He's just a friend from school.

Four or five friends, tops.

I'm just asking that you please

respect my house, okay?

All right, fine.

So leave the gate open for the gardener.

And I know I don't need to tell you,

but my car is off limits.

- Yeah, Dad, I know.

- Good. Okay.

The pool heater, don't touch it.

And also, guys,

do not go in my office, right?

I have three projects I'm working on.

I don't want anybody in there, clear?

- Get out, out, out.

- Dad...

Nothing goes in here, right?

Where's your mom?

I'm gonna get the bags.

What's going on? What's the matter?

- I'm just worried.

- About what?

I don't know.

Thomas, leaving him alone all weekend.

Oh, please, stop it. Come on, honey.

He's 17 years old.

That's what I'm worried about.

Let's be realistic here, okay?

This is Thomas we're talking about.

He's not exactly Mr. Popular.

- What is that supposed to mean?

- I'm just saying that he's not that type of kid.

He's got a couple of friends. They're gonna

hang out, but they're not gonna do anything.

He's a sweet kid, but...

...he's a loser.

Happy birthday to you

- Happy birthday, Thomas.

- Whoo! Yay!

All right, honey, car is here.

- Boys, gotta get to school.

- Cool.

Hold on. We gotta give Thomas

his birthday present.

How cool is it that Thomas

was born on your anniversary?

What a great anniversary gift, a baby.

Happy birthday, sweetie.


- Mom's minivan? Nice.

- Yeah.

It's just for school and back.

That's it, right?

- Yes. Thank you so much.

- Cool, right? You have a car now.

I know.

- Okay.

And, Milo, you take good care of Thomas,

okay? Momma's gonna miss you.

- Okay, bye.

- All right, see you guys.

Every one of my phone calls

gets answered, right?

- Yeah, I know.

- Every one. Okay.

- All right, have fun.

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