Private Lessons Page #4

She takes off all her clothes.

Everything.

And I mean everything.

So then what?

What do you mean

"so then what?"

So then I came here

to tell you.

Are you kidding me?

Hey, why do you think I'm kidding you?

I suppose you screw your housekeeper

every goddamn night!

Not every night.

Oh, you and old Florence make

a great couple. You know that.

- Yeah?

- Is something wrong?

No. No, why?

Are you embarrassed

about last night?

No. Why?

Are you sure you're not embarrassed

about seeing me naked last night?

No. Why do you ask?

Why don't you come

and visit me tonight

after I've finished

with the dishes?

We could talk.

Sherm, Philly, I want you boys

to work on your backhand today.

Hey, hey! I don't want you peeking in the girls

locker room anymore either, huh?

- Huh?

- Okay.

Go out and get 'em.

Boy, that guy is weird!

Yeah, him and Lester

would make a great couple.

He's okay. He could have gotten us

thrown out of the club.

- What? For just copping a peek at the girls?

- Sure.

If we could have got

thrown out for that,

what you did with Mallow

could have gotten you arrested.

Shut up and play tennis, huh?

Okay.

Aw, damn it!

Oh, I don't know!

Oh, Sherman, pick up the balls.

I mean, you're very impatient.

Now you ready?

- Yeah.

- Here it comes!

You moron!

You stupid moron!

That hurt!

Okay, come on.

Hit the ball.

Hey, Philly,

were old Mallow's knockers this big?

What?

- You know that's not fair. You know that?

- Too bad!

All right. Come on. Hit it.

How come you didn't touch 'em?

I didn't know how.

You just grab 'em

like this and squeeze.

How the hell would you know?

When was the last time

you saw a knocker?

Hey, Philly, Sue Ellen Turner

will let you look at hers for a dollar.

How come you didn't touch 'em?

Huh, big boy?

Well, she's gotta be in the mood.

Besides, I'm a leg man.

You know you're crazy.

- You ready?

- Yeah!

You ready again?

Yeah, come on. Let's go.

Backhand, Philly.

- Backhand.

- Yes, sir, Mr. Travis.

Pathetic.

Let's go. Hit it.

Be sure and tell me

about tonight,

lover boy.

Come in.

Hi.

I looked for you in your room

and you weren't there.

You said you wanted

to talk to me?

Come in, Philly.

Come in.

What are you doing

in my father's bathtub?

Oh, I don't think he would have

minded my using his primie.

- Do you?

- No, I guess not.

Would you like to wash my back?

Well...

Would you like to join me?

Would I like to what?

Take a bath with me?

You mean in there with you

right now?

Mm-hmm.

Why don't you try it?

Maybe you'll like it.

Well, I probably

wouldn't even fit in there.

Oh, yes you would.

I promise.

You mean you want me to take off

all my clothes and everything?

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