Private Lessons Page #2

Synopsis: Phillip Filmore is a naive, 15-year-old, preoccupied with sex, who develops a crush on Nicole Mallow, the new 30-something, French housekeeper and sitter to look after him when Phillip's father is out of town for the summer on a "business" trip. But Mr. Filmore's unscrupulous chauffeur, Lester Lewis, takes advantage of Phillip's crush on Nicole to hire her to seduce the youth, then draws her into a plot to fake her own death in a blackmail scheme aimed to drain Phillip's trust fund.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Alan Myerson
Production: MCA Universal Home Video
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
5.1
Rotten Tomatoes:
0%
R
Year:
1981
87 min
852 Views


Not too much really.

What did the other girls do

on their nights off?

I mean the other housekeepers.

The other housekeepers

aren't exactly what you'd call girls.

They were mostly elderly women.

Their nights off,

they mostly went to sleep.

You mean your previous housekeepers

have been elderly women mostly?

Mm-hmm.

That must not have been

too interesting for you.

What do you mean?

I mean it must not have been too interesting

for a young man of 15, is it?

Going on 16. I'm not sure

I got your point. What do you mean?

It must not have been

so interesting

to sit across from

your elderly housekeepers

and look up their dresses

like you're looking up mine right now.

Why do you say things like that?

Well, why shouldn't I?

Because they embarrass me,

that's why.

Philly, I was only teasing you.

Did you have a good time?

- Oh, yeah.

- Very good.

Hey, I did not want

to embarrass you. Really.

- All right.

- Will you forgive me?

I don't know.

I planned to do some shopping this afternoon.

Can you drop me at the store?

Well, Miss Mallow, I suppose.

I do have an appointment at 10:00.

I can't be late, but sure.

I'd really appreciate that.

But can I change out of my uniform first?

Is that all right?

It's fine. Just don't

be all day about it.

Thank you.

Thank you for waiting, Lester.

Well, Nicole, how is everything going?

Just fine, Lester.

You seem to be getting along

with Philly very well.

So when are you gonna

get it on with him?

- I don't know.

- You don't know?

Now listen, sweet pants,

Mr. Fillmore's trip is a short one

and this whole thing has to be over

and done with by the time he gets back.

But, Lester,

he's just a 15-year-old boy.

Just think,

you're giving him private lessons--

an advanced education.

I just feel bad about it.

If you don't do it,

you're gonna feel a lot worse.

Is this a threat, Lester?

That is exactly what it is.

Philly, don't leave it there.

What?

I said don't leave

your bike there.

Why not?

It's not safe.

- Why not?

- It might get run over,

disfigured, mangled

beyond recognition.

By who?

Careless motorists.

Well, there aren't

any motorists in this driveway...

except you.

Go!

I'm up.

- Take the stuff.

- Okay.

Got it? I'm coming up.

Okay.

- Ow!

- You okay?

- Yeah.

- Give me the camera.

Okay.

Keep quiet.

Now, on three.

- Okay.

- Okay.

One...two...three.

Go!

- You okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

- Okay.

- My stomach helped me.

Here she comes.

- Okay.

- Oh, yes.

- She's unbuttoning her uniform!

- This'll be great!

- Oh, yes!

- She's doin' it!

- Oh, yes!

- This is gonna be terrific. Clean underwear.

There she goes.

Go!

Oh, this is gonna be terrific.

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Dan Greenburg

Dan Greenburg (born June 20, 1936) is an American writer, humorist, and journalist. His more than 70 books have been published in 20 languages in 24 countries. His best-selling books for adults include How to Be a Jewish Mother, How to Make Yourself Miserable, Love Kills, Exes, and How to Avoid Love and Marriage. He writes four series of children's books, The Zack Files, Secrets of Dripping Fang, Maximum Boy, and Weird Planet. more…

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