Prank Page #4

and he's currently

at a 5th grade

vocabulary level,

if not lower.

Plus from my sources,

I hear he's definitely

afraid of clowns.

No, no, I'm talking

about this whole thing.

This whole behind

the scenes look, I mean why?

Are we making a special

edition DVD too?

Practice and patience

and you would see,

this is for the most important

phase of the prank,

the execution.

The change in power between

our victim and ourselves.

Huh?

This is for Dax to realize

he's been humiliated

by some serious gangsters.

Who?

Us.

Us?

Seriously?

We're seriously

out of our league.

Enough, your pedantic attitude

is starting to annoy me.

Chunk.

Now we all know you've

claimed this as your domain.

But why?

Why, why, why?

Why is this yours to claim?

You're allowed access

weekends and nights

when no one else can.

You say, quote,

"You're cool with coach,"

but my sources tell me,

coach Reed's side

catering business

gets a hearty discount

from your uncle's butcher shop

which makes me think something

deceptive is going on here.

Run it again, man.

But, Dax, my friend,

deception cuts both ways.

See you tomorrow night,

when you'll learn the hard way.

That was your cue.

Jordan?

Idiot.

And in your confusion,

you wander out here.

And surprise, surprise.

A light and sound show,

you will indeed fear

but keep open them

eyes and ears

for it's our intention

to bring you to tears.

Where did that come from?

Don't tell me it's loaded.

Chunk's aunt's pawn shop.

And yes, it is loaded

not with bullets,

but with psychological

intimidation.

Fancy, man.

Thank you, Chunk.

Okay, I'm requesting

leave of absence.

I don't have the proper

stupidity to continue.

You mean your stupidity

is making you not see

this prank is fool proof.

Fool proof?

What about the cameras?

Uh, duh.

No.

Duh.

And the sprinklers?

Duh, and the fire alarms

after these M-80s pop?

Duh.

Fool proof?

Only proves

who's the fool here.

Duh.

Hey, summer

school's over.

Take your costume party

someplace else.

I told you guys

I heard something.

Okay, um, so music

starts and...

F***!

F***, no,

there's supposed to be

f***in' balloons and confetti.

Sorry, Eve.

What's with

the goofy costume?

Benny and Joon, I thought

you said you loved Johnny Depp

in Benny and Joon.

Johnny Depp's cool

and Benny Hill's funny

but who's Benny and Joon?

A band?

This was Connor's idea.

He's the idea guy.

Sh*t face did this?

Oh, you've, um,

you've seen the video?

Everyone's seen the video.

He totally deserved it

though.

Hope he finally

learned his lesson.

Yeah, right.

Did you know he almost

ruined my life last semester?

He published a full page

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