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Connor, just apologize.

I'm not inbred, idiot,

my parents met at Bible camp.

Oh, if you're not inbred,

then how the f***

do you explain you?

The only difference between

me and you, Dax,

is there was no orgy

of midget baboons

involved in my conception.

I think I need to teach him

a lesson to his face too.

Ah, help.

Jordan, help!

Smart, smart-ass.

Chill, you next.

D?

Yo, D, man.

D!

D, let's go.

Come on, let go, man.

Oh, oh, no.

You're gonna blame

the black guy.

Oh!

Damn.

Think he learned his lesson?

Man, for his sake,

I hope so.

Well, go ahead.

Look, they erased it all.

It's on.

I had to apologize

and buy Dax Gaiman a f***ing

Chili's gift card

just to get this back.

It's recording.

So why would

I upload that video?

Why would you?

Not like you just stood

there and allowed them

to do it to me

in the first place.

I was cornered.

I mean, they're thuggish

and you could have apologized.

Stupider stuff

has come out of your mouth.

Ow!

What the...

It's not like you helped me

when I needed it.

So out of sheer spite,

you backstabbed us?

What?

No.

Then how did Dax know

about the mission, huh?

He knew it so well

he copied it verbatim.

L... I don't know.

I didn't

tell him anything.

I hate him as much... But

you did tell Eve Goodwin.

It might have slipped.

But what does that have

to do with anything?

Because of your weakness

and stupidity,

I'm now the internet's most

infamous sh*t face.

Ow, f***!

It's not my fault!

Ow!

Dax, I must say,

thank you.

Thank you very much.

I've indeed

learned my lesson.

The lesson?

Don't worry,

it's not in Klingon although,

it is in a language

you barely comprehend.

"Purge the evil

from among you.

The rest of the people

will hear about this

and be afraid

and never again will such

an evil thing be done among you.

Show no pity,

life for life, eye for eye,

tooth for tooth. "

So, Dax, be afraid,

be very afraid

because as Captain Kirk said

in the Return of the Archons,

you are the evil.

The evil must be destroyed.

Correct, Jordan?

Focused?

Okay.

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Make sure

it's the proper track.

Dax needs to understand

we mean business.

Hear that, Dax?

Class is in session

and you'll soon discover

No, this is not

math or English

but something even rougher

involving this.

This and you.

So let me

unlock the first lesson,

deception in the school

of hard knocks.

Focus, we mean business.

It's a little hard

when I can't breathe.

My apologies.

It must have

shrunken in the wash.

Yes, so are my balls

in this thing.

You guys hear that?

2,200 SAT, 130 IQ

and this is the best you can do?

Really?

Like the great Gene

Roddenberry,

I understand my audience

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