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more candidates to talk to.
But hell of a start, though.
- Absolutely.
I'd like you to sing
[ up-tempo guitar music plays ]
# it's not a flag,
it's a company #
# a high-flying company #
# and it will cheerfully
work you to death #
# by the time you are old,
the pension is sold #
# and your cube
will be your casket #
# it's a company,
a high-flying company #
# now please get back to work #
We'll get back to you.
[ keys clacking ]
I hate this town.
[ Mark Polak's "Peace, Love,
and Harmony" plays ]
# ah, ah #
# ah, ah, ah, ah #
# follow the flower children #
# let them lead the way #
Brothers and sisters...
I am proud
to introduce to you the one.
Hold up your energies
for Uncle Dave!
Good group, good group.
Welcome to the Denomination
of Organic Monotheism.
I congratulate you all on taking
the first step to freedom
by completing
your training program.
Obviously, you've come
to the correct conclusion
that the American dream
is not a dream for you.
WOMAN:
That's right!In fact...
it is a nightmare...
yeah!
...a nightmare that soon
will be engulfed
in the all-encompassing flames
of God's damnation!
Yeah!
Pious people in the house,
say, "oh!"
- Oh!
- Oh! - Oh!
Who loves God?
We do!
- We do! - We do!
[ knock on door ]
RICHARD:
David?Huh?
Oh, yeah.
Initiation.
I love this part.
No, no, Richie, no, no,
this is...
this is just -- this
is just inner-sanctum stuff,
strictly ritualistic.
Uh, Uncle Dave, uh,
sorry to bother you,
but we've got some rather
important business.
[ grunts ]
The girls --
they need to go.
Oh!
Mm. Okay.
Children, it appears
has to, uh, commingle
our -- our energies.
Sweetie -- sweetie --
Let's go.
Come on, ladies, move.
[ pop! ]
DAVE:
There we go.WOMAN:
But I want more communion.- Wa-kah!
Oh, we'll do communion,
I promise.
It's my favorite meal
of the day.
RICHARD:
- That's nice.Now go.
- Oh, hello.
God bless it.
Ah, Richie, what the f*** is it?
What's the problem?
We're having something
[gasps]
of a cash-flow problem.
What the f***
you talking about, Richie?
Did you see all those recruits
out there today?
It's true.
Membership and donations
are at an all-time high,
and we got more tail running
around here than the --
than the Playboy Mansion,
but it's --
[ farts ]
Yeah? So?
Then what's the problem, Rich?
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