Post Grad Page #4

There's a boxcar derby!

Can we make a boxcar?

- Not now. Not now.

- Pretty please? The derby's next month!

- Can we make a boxcar?

- Oh, geez.

Son of a b*tch.

Look at that.

I knew it. Son of a b*tch.

Third time. Third G.D. time!

Goddamn it. That's it.

- Wait. Where are you going?

- Look at this. I gotta...

- Walter, no. Don't. Honey?

- Dad, come back.

What? Goddamn.

- We could go home and clean it. - No.

I gotta talk to him. I'll talk to this guy.

You don't need to disturb him. I mean...

He's not home.

I know he's not working. I don't think

he has a job. Goddamn it. Where is he?

Hi.

Hi.

Um...

Hey. Hey. Hey.

Your cat has now crapped on my doorstep,

in my yard...

and now on my driveway, which around here...

is like church to me.

- Okay? That's sanctuary.

- Well...

I'm really sorry, sir. I am...

I'll talk to him. Yeah. I'll talk to him.

- See you later.

- Okay.

Today you are getting a job.

Today... you're getting a job.

Today.

# What do you say #

# When people turn you away #

# Do you just turn your back #

# And quickly walk away #

# Bah, bah, bah-da-da, da, da #

# Bah, bah, bah-da-da, da #

# Bah, bah, bah-da-da, da, da #

# Bah, bah, bah-da-da, da #

The bottom line is, what I lack in

experience, I make up for in vision.

And what I don't know...

I make up for with passion.

# My world, it's on fire now #

# My world is turned upside down #

# And I don't know what to do #

# Without you #

I'm driven. Full of ideas.

I'm upbeat.

Most importantly, I am

incredibly enthusiastic...

About the work your company is doing.

Really? Like what?

#Don't give me a hard time ##

Hunter, I hate getting these calls.

What did I tell you about

licking the kids' heads?

- Don't do it.

- That's right. Ever.

- Okay?

- Fine.

I mean, I know you

like the way it tastes,

but some kids don't like

having their heads licked.

Hey!

How'd it go?

I asked the V.P. if she was pregnant.

- No. She was just fat.

- Oh. Well, that's hard sometimes.

I'm gonna call my friend

Betty from high school.

She owns an indie publishing company.

I'm gonna ask her for a favor.

I'm just gonna do it.

Dad already called her.

Betty's dead.

- Really?

- She died.

That's a shame.

What is it?

- Oh, my God.

- What?

What do you guys think? This one?

Or that little mahogany

number I was in earlier?

Hey, Hunter, come here.

What do you think of Grandma spending

her eternal slumber in this one, huh?

I love it!

- Let's talk about casket ornamentation.

- Ornamentation?

Yes. Casket ornamentation adds a personal

touch many families find comforting.

And we offer a variety of custom corners

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