Pornopung Page #4

If there's a dead whore

in your living room, get rid of her.

Adaptation is as natural as evolution.

"Yourself" is a term for losers

who sit at home whacking off. Agreed?

- Yes.

- Pimp.

For starters:

It's essential that you control

every social situation.

It helps if you're wealthy

or have a magical penis like Leo, -

- but all it comes down to

is how you communicate.

Most girls think that a set number

of boys are their perfect match.

And that's fine.

We can take advantage of that.

Get as close to her physically

as possible, without it being awkward.

You're a little too close to Leo now,

but look how close I am to you.

With indirect body language,

I can get much closer.

But what if I go like this?

"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"

- Touch everyone, even boys.

- You mean grope?

No, don't grope.

Create physical closeness.

Always touch them in a natural manner.

She'll never want you

to play with her p*ssy, -

- unless you've played with

her arms and shoulders first.

Analyze who they are with.

All other boys are considered enemies.

More on that later.

What do you see over there?

- Two girls.

- Wrong.

A hot girl with an ugly girlfriend.

Ready?

What's she look like?

Huh? Right.

She has a white shirt...

Wrong!

She's naked on top of you!

Hi, you look great!

How's it going?

How do you know Karl?

Who?

Three-second rule: Talk to someone

you like within three seconds.

- What should I say?

- It's all about the delivery.

Hi! This is my roommate.

The coolest guy in the world.

Hi.

Tove.

Tove is a nurse,

but she's terrified of shots.

Cool!

So... why are you so afraid of shots?

I probably got scared

when I was a kid, or something.

- We aren't actually roommates.

- Who?

Me and...

Me and Karl.

I mean, we live together.

In the same apartment.

That is, I moved in.

From Stavanger.

You have beautiful eyes.

Thank you.

I'm a little thirsty.

- What would you like?

- Strawberry daiquiri.

One strawberry daggery.

I was wondering.

Could I have your phone number?

- I don't know...

- You have a boyfriend?

- No.

- You don't?

Come on.

Let's have it.

But...

I have to work early tomorrow.

I should probably get going.

- What was that?

- A free drink and some attention.

- Never start by buying them a drink.

- I didn't!

You did.

She just lumped you together

with the rest of the goats.

You elevated her way above you.

She should buy you a drink.

- How did it go?

- I got her number.

Let me see!

What did you do?

What should I say?

Say hi.

Invite her up here, or something.

Hello?

- What happened?

- It was an old folks' home.

- It was the night watchman.

- Don't worry about it.

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