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Now you sound like Karl.

I hate to admit it,

but sometimes he's actually right.

F*** it.

- I'm leaving.

- No, no!

Do you realize how easy it is to hook

up here? These hippies are starving.

- Some other time.

- I'm serious!

They don't care if your balls aren't

shaved, as long as your face is.

Some other time.

I'll see you later.

- Christian...

- See you later.

Chris, could you bring Elisa home?

She has to get to bed.

- Bring Elisa home, Christian.

- I don't want to get puked on.

F*** you!

What time is it?

I'm OK.

I can take your shoes.

- Up you go!

- You're a good person.

You aren't going to rape me, are you?

No, I am definitely not

going to rape you.

- Come on.

- That's swell of you.

Can you make it from here?

- Great. OK. Bye.

- Bye.

Rise and shine, Karl!

Oh, sh*t. My alarm didn't ring.

I have to get to work.

See you later.

You live here?

Were you...

- Were you out late last night?

- Yeah.

Real late.

Are you hungry?

I could make some chicken.

No thanks, I'm not that hungry.

I should leave.

Do you have all your things?

But...

- See you later?

- Yeah.

I'll give you a call, OK?

She was cute.

So f***ing -

- tight.

- But not worthy of breakfast?

- She snored.

Or, she made these sleeping sounds.

Some sort of weird breathing.

What was her name?

I can't remember.

Just feeding the goat.

She was hot.

A little boring in bed.

Dick or sack?

- Dick.

- Nope.

- Of course it is.

- Nope.

- OK.

- What?

- I'm in.

- In on what?

Teach me.

- It'll be hectic.

- And painful.

Nagging, grumpy neighbors,

hangovers... It'll be legendary!

Are you ready to become a charming

a**hole that girls want to sleep with?

You bet your ass!

- Ouch! Sh*t!

- We are a low caste, but we rebel.

The Oslo and Surrounding Area

F***ing Caste.

One day, Chris...

One day this will all be yours.

- The first girl you had sex with?

- Susann.

- We had sex on a slope.

- Susann.

- She screwed Terje the same night.

- F*** her. She's probably obese now.

The second time, are you sure

there was full penetration?

Pretty sure.

I think.

The head of your penis inside

at least once?

- I'm pretty sure it was.

- Pimp!

That's pretty impressive.

Don't worry.

By New Year's you'll be way up here.

- I can guarantee at least five.

- Three more? In three months?

Before New Year's

you'll be at five and I'll be at 123.

What's on your mind?

This may sound stupid, but what

happened to just "being yourself"?

OK, Chris, your mother raised you

to be nice and sweet.

And worst of all, to be yourself.

What if "yourself" isn't good enough?

What if "yourself"

is a boring, ugly nerd?

If you smell bad, take a shower.

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