Pork Pie Page #5

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so I thought I'd just,

um, try hospitality.

How can you even think this is...

Remotely appropriate?

A man's gotta eat.

Oh, no, wait. Stop, sue.

Stop, stop, please.

Um, I wanted to see you, so...

Alright, so you just thought you'd...

show up like nothing's happened?

I'm doing my best

to get over you, Jon.

Yeah, you aced that one, eh?

What?

Well, you know,

I'm actually surprised.

For a specialist in the law

of intellectual property

that a body in search of a brain cell

would be your type.

- But... That's cool.

- Come on.

I get it. I get it. Suzie, he probably, you

know, satisfies in other ways, right?

He's probably hung like a f***ing...

Ooh!

That's no way to treat the help.

You have arrived

at your destination.

- Oh!

- Sh*t!

Dude, hey, you scared

the crap out of me.

Whoo!

Whoa!

Whoo!

- Jon, hey.

- Hey.

It's Halloween, eh?

It's... it's Halloween, right?

No. We're, um...

We're marching on parliament tomorrow

to protest the death of animal rights.

There's this horrific bill in front

of the house that needs stopping.

Yeah, no, it's great.

You should do, like, a barbecue.

Which is like a protest and a lunch.

Hey, I left my laptop in the mini.

Oh, um, Luke's just over there.

Whoo!

Hey, some of these guys get too

carried away, eh?

Yeah.

- Chianti?

- No.

- Hey, session?

- No.

Ok, well, let me know

if you change your mind,

'cause my auntie grows it

in Motueka.

- Rough night?

- No. No, it was awesome.

It was just like my morning.

I crashed and burned.

Bro, I reckon you should just

have some chill-out time

and just, you know...

You know what, man?

I'm like a Phoenix.

I'm gonna rise from the ashes, bro.

In fact, I'm gonna... I'm gonna

smash out that novel right now.

I'm gonna smash it out.

Oh.

You've got a, uh... A backup, right?

Of course I do, fool.

It's in my car.

F***.

Rise from those ashes, bro.

Hey.

Session?

Sh*t.

Oh. Wake up, man.

- Luke! Luke, wake up!

- Hmm?

We have to go.

They're marching already.

- Mm?

- Come on.

- What? Where are we going?

- The march.

Oh, sh*t.

Wake the f*** up, man.

Oh, what happened

to Jon last night?

Huh?

Ah!

Oh. 5-0.

Typical.

This is harassment.

We've got a right to protest.

Getting evidence of this.

What?!

Hey! Whoa!

- Holy sh*t. What are you doing?

- Hey, I want to get off!

- Can't let them silence the lambs.

- Oh!

"Jon he 'baa!"

Hey, I wanna get off!

Oi! I wanna get off! Luke!

Oi!

I'm on the roof! I wanna get off!

Is that Jon?

Oi!

Hey, watch where you're going!

Holy sh...

Ohhh!

Ohh.

On!

On?

- Quick, get in the back.

- What?

- Get in the back.

- Oh, my god, Luke.

Ah, now the protest... oh, sh*t.

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