Pork Pie

Synopsis: Pork Pie tracks the escapades of a trio of accidental outlaws as they travel the length of the New Zealand in a yellow mini, protesting conformity and chasing lost love, with a posse of cops and a media frenzy hot in their pursuit.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Matt Murphy
Production: Four Knights Film
Rotten Tomatoes:
105 min

I'm coming for you, Boyo!

Get him! Dave, go to him!

You're gonna pay up, kid!

Dave, hurry the f*ck up! Dave!

- Hey!

- Oh!

Get over here!

Come on, Joe!

Dave, get the window.

Where are you, kid?

Where the f*ck are you?

Check it out.


Get in the car!

- Noah.

- Hmm?

What is Jon doing on my couch?

- Uh...

- Uh?

Thanks, Bex.

I don't love you as

if you were a rose.


- See, I knew you would.

- No, no, Suzie. What? What?

- Just take it seriously, ok?

- Your mum would love it.

Morning, Fitbit.

I don't love you as if

you were a rose of salt, topaz...

You know, I've, um...

I've almost got the Holden going.

It's just a dodgy carb, I reckon.

- You know, the battery is...

- You know it's over, right?

Come on, man. I mean, you guys

gotta know where she is, right?

I mean, I just... I just wanna...

I just gotta talk to her.

Come on, hon.

You need to move on, eh?

What you did was unforgiveable.

I know it's...

What could you possibly

say to her, Jon?

Yeah, I know.

- She was absolutely devastated.

- I know.

Yeah, I know, I know.

- Which is why I need to talk to her.

- You hopeless bastard.

And... hello?

Come on. Come on. You can do it.

Believe in yourself.


My hands are tied

oh, I could be a victim

when my tongue won't move

you have it tied

with your heartstrings

when I needed you most

I couldn't find the language

when I needed you more

I couldn't say a word

my hands truly tied...

Yeah, I know I'm a prisoner

when my tongue wouldn't move

you have it tied

with your heartstrings again...

When I needed you most

I couldn't find the language

when I needed you more...

I couldn't say a word

when I needed you most

I couldn't find the language

when I needed you more

I couldn't say a word.



Uh, the petrol's

self-service, mate.

Oh, I got a problem with the car.

I was hoping you'd take a look at it.

Think she might be overheating.

I don't know...

Shit. Shit!

Oh, shit!




Too busy, bro.

Hey, Noah.

What have you done

with my crane brothers suit?

You said borrow anything.

Yeah, I meant like golf clubs

or our box set of 'got', not a 2-k suit.

Oh, come on, man.

You know I'm good for it.

You'd better be.

It's Becca's favourite.

Where are you, anyway,

and why the friggin' suit?

I'm going to a wedding.

Well, you're not going

to Nick and Bella's.

I told you, man. I gotta see her.

No, this is such a bad idea.

So bad.


Bro, you got a death wish?

You're breaking...

You're breaking up.

- Let me call you back.

- No, no, no. Don't, don't, don't.

I'm sorry about that.

He's gonna kill me.

Well, he won't have to

if you stay there.

What are you doing?

Oh, I'm just... Trying

to get a lift south.


Thanks, man.

Man, you wouldn't believe my morning.

My car shat its gearbox.

And then I had this,

like, uh, catastrophic governor failure.

Have you ever had one of those?

Yeah, no, you don't want to.

Trust me. It's a miracle I'm not toast.

Uh, bro, it's a miracle

you're not mince.

Yeah, man. Yeah, true. Thank you.

Thanks for not making me that.

This is a nice car

for a kid your age.

What is that supposed to mean?

Oh, no, nothing. No, nothing, man.

I just... I don't know.

Maybe you won big Wednesday

or something.

That's none of my business, really.

It's my mum's.

Oh, right on. Hip-hop mum. Hip mum.

Hip mum. Mean mum. Yeah.

Hey, man, this is gonna

sound pretty forthright,

but, um, can I have

the rest of that cookie time?

I just... I totally missed breakfast.

Nah, it's cool. That's cool.

Now, this is it

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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