Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping Page #3

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really wanted to branch out.

It's good for him

to grow, you know.

And, also, I played him a bunch of

my beats, and he was like, "No."

What's up, y'all?

Got a hot new single coming.

It addresses some social issues

that I think are being ignored,

so keep your eyes

peeled for that.

We're gonna be surprise-releasing

it next Thursday at noon...

Uh...

And that's it.

(SINGING)

Discrimination

It ain't right

I'm not gay But if I was,

I would want equal rights

I'm not gay But if I were,

I would marry who I like

It's not fair I'm not gay

That the government has a say

In who can love who, not gay

Or to which god you

can pray I'm not gay

It gets me so angry On behalf

of them, I feel passionate

Not gay So I pray for

them, and I say for them

We need to make a change Not gay

I see it clear as day This

area is not gray, titties

We need equality

And for all to see

That this is the new way Not gay

Just seems, not gay

Wrong, not gay

That no one seems to care Sports

We can't continue to pretend

This not gay madness

has to end Not gay

I was born this way...

Straight...

You were born your way...

Gay...

Gay or straight, Straight or gay

It's all okay...

Sure...

It's time to make a change...

Yes...

Time to stop the hate...

Uh...

'Cause who you are is beautiful...

Not gay...

Lying in bed next to 10

beautiful girls All straight

And while I made

love to every one of them

I was thinking about

the world Hot wings

True love trumps all Predator

Flying kicks, not gay

Big watch, not gay

Missionary, one love Gym

socks, nunchuck, not gay

Lighter fluid,

HD, ninja, world peace

Four-wheel drive,

gay marriage, love beave

Free love, golf club, two guys,

not gay, rainbow, muff dive

Harvey Milk, Sean Penn, not gay

Drum solo, courtside

seats, safe sex

One-armed pushups

Lynyrd Skynyrd

I'm not gay I'm not gay

I'm not, not, not gay

I'm not gay

I was born this way...

I'm straight...

You were born your way...

You're gay...

Gay or straight, Straight or gay

It's all okay... And now it

time for sexual freedom for all

Time to make a change...

Sexual freedom for all...

Time to stop the hate...

Sexual freedom for all...

'Cause who you are is beautiful

Sexual freedom for all, not gay

He's writing a song

for gay marriage.

You know, like it's not allowed.

It's allowed now.

Usually, I don't like to read

reviews, but I'm just excited.

Like, I can't... I can't wait. I

wanna know how people feel about it,

and I wanna know how much they

love it, so, uh, here we go.

Um...

Well, it's Pitchfork-It's...

They gave it a negative review.

No, like it's a negative four out of 10.

Positive 1 O, I assume.

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