Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping

Synopsis: When his new album fails to sell records, pop/rap superstar conner4real goes into a major tailspin and watches his celebrity high life begin to collapse. He'll try anything to bounce back, anything except reuniting with his old rap group The Style Boyz.
Genre: Comedy, Music
Production: Universal Pictures
  1 win & 6 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
87 min

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Then I would go to, like, a G. And

these are all just power chords.

Hey, how you doing? You're tuned

in to Style Boyz television.

I'm just sparking up.

Style Boyz radio hour.

Sparking up this French fry.


I am French Fry Guy.


No! French Fry Guy!

I am French Fry Guy.

Not again!



Style Boyz.

(SINGING) Me likey that

When a genie grants wishes

About girls blowing kisses

And your momma doing dishes

Me likey that


Where to start?

Ever since I was born,

I was dope.



Oh, my gosh, sweetie!

I loved music,

and as soon as I could,

I started a band with my two

best friends, Owen and Lawrence.

The Style Boyz.

Right away, people noticed us

because our lyrics were beautiful

and insightful, poetic even.

(SINGING) You're a motherfucking,

titty-sucking Two-bailed b*tch

With a popcorn p*ssy

And a full-on dick

Style Boyz in the house

And we give a f***

So whip out your nuts

And shut the f*** up...

The thing

about the Style Boyz

is that their chemistry and their

friendship was really authentic.

You know, you could tell that they

were really friends with each other.

They were hot.


Before you knew it,

we signed with a major label

and put out our first

single, Karate Guy.

One, two, three, four.

(SINGING) I like to kick

it, I'm a karate guy

Kiya, Kiya


Karate Guy?

Are you kidding me, man?

That song changed my Ne.

Now I'm in a cowboy hat


Yee-haw, yee-haw

Now I'm in a cowboy hat


Yee-haw, yee-haw

Now I'm in three cowboy hats



Kid Contact. He handled

the beats and the music.

Kid Brain, you know,

he did all the lyrics.

And then, Conner,

he was the charismatic one.

The one who brought it

all together.

You tell me you didn't see him

and say, "Yo, he's the star."

Things definitely

started to get complicated.

I couldn't help it

if the world chose me.


Take one.

You want me to look here?

Pretty funny, right?


Be original.

Be fearless.

I love my White Butt Jeans.

As my star kept burning

brighter, some stood by me.

Others couldn't take the heat.


We broke up

the next day.

I went solo,

and Owen became my DJ.

Lawrence quit

the music biz altogether.

And our DJ, Francis, moved

to Japan to hunt dolphins,

like a d*ckhead.

But it turned out all of that

was just a blessing in disguise

because it turned me into


I dropped my first album. And

what can I say? It was a smash.

And I owed it all to my fans,

who I share everything with.

Yo, brushing my teeth.

Yo, I just ate a taco.

It's Conner's Confessions,

hoverboard edition. (LAUGHS)

Oh, f***.




Yo, just got my butt waxed.

That sh*t hurt.


He's painfully honest with his fans,

probably too honest, really, like...

But they love him for it.

Yo, just jacked it.

Um... Feeling pretty

mellow right now.

Doink de doink.

Doink de doink.

Doink de doink.

I think he's incredible.

He really is the real deal.

My fans and me, we're in love.


My songs are love letters,

and the arena is our bedroom.

The stage...

The stage is where we f***.



Watch out Watch out...

It's Conner!

(SINGING) Bar none,

I am the most humblest

Number one at the top

of the humble list

My apple crumble is by far

The most crumblest

But I act like it tastes

bad out of humbleness

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Andy Samberg

Andy Samberg (born August 18, 1978) is an American actor, comedian, filmmaker, and musician. He is a member of the comedy music group The Lonely Island and was a cast member on Saturday Night Live (2005–2012), where he and his fellow group members have been credited with popularizing the SNL Digital Shorts.Samberg has starred in several films, including Hot Rod (2007), I Love You, Man (2009), That's My Boy (2012), Celeste and Jesse Forever (2012), Hotel Transylvania (2012), Hotel Transylvania 2 (2015), Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation, Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016), and Storks (2016). He stars as Jake Peralta in the police sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine, for which he was awarded a Golden Globe Award for Best Actor – Television Series Musical or Comedy in 2014. more…

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