Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment Page #3

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. . .and they're trying to control the streets.

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We don't know who they are

or where they come from.

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We do know that they are scum.

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And it is our job to find them

and bust them.

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You've all received training in the latest

techniques in urban law enforcement.

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Any of you have any special skills

that l should know about?

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l just learned to perform an emergency

tracheotomy with a steak knife, sir.

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So these academy rats

are gonna save the precinct, right?

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Hey, personally, lieutenant,

l hope they fall flat on their asses.

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-That could be arranged, you know.

-What do you mean?

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lf they fail, Lassard's out.

That makes me the captain.

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lf l'm captain, l'll need

a new watch commander.

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So?

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-So we make sure they fail.

-Who?

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-The new recruits.

-Why?

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lf they fail, Lassard is out. l'm in.

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l'm gonna need somebody

to be the new watch commander.

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And you know who that's gonna be.

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-Who?

-You, d*ckhead. You.

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Oh, good idea.

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-Not playing with a full deck, are you?

-Oh, l don't play cards.

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l want this to be the best damn

Crime Suppression Unit in the city.

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l want us to stand proud and walk tall.

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More than anything. . .

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. . .l want this to be, well. . .

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. . .one big family. . .

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. . .with a bunch of brothers

and little sister. . .

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. . .and one big mother.

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Wake up!

l am your watch commander.

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When you foul up,

and you will foul up. . .

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. . .l'm gonna be there

to write up a report.

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Three bad reports,

and you're suspended.

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-What is your name?

-Hooks, sir.

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-Say that again.

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