Plump Fiction Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1997
- 82 min
- 172 Views
Fat women were revered.
200 years ago, that little mermaid
at Euro Disney
would've looked more like
Free Willy.
(LIFT DOOR PINGS)
I hear this Mimi is a real handful.
Remember that kung-fu dude
with the black belt and the nunchaks,
Tony Krakatoa?
Used to call him
Polly Want a Cracker?
Little guy,
always smelled like cheese?
Mm-hm. Nacho.
Right.
Mm-hm.
Well, word around the X-ray room
is that those same nunchaks he had,
he's wearing on the inside.
there is on the LAX
just by driving by the place.
All on account of
She used to strip?
Mm-hm.
Well, uh... what did he do?
Make fun of her?
Helped her wax her moustache.
She has a moustache?
Not anymore.
Supposedly, the b*tch wanted to
get rid of some unsightly facial hair,
convinced Tony Krakatoa
to help her out.
Now he's wearing two wooden sticks
inside his monkey motherfucking ass.
Shittin' sawdust.
What's her name again?
Mimi. Why are you so worried
about the b*tch's name?
Monticello asked me to show her
a good time while he's down in Tijuana.
Show her a good time"?
No, not like that.
Oh.
Show her a good time.
(BLOWS WHISTLE)
Not like that either.
Just take her out for some coffee,
keep her from getting bored.
MAN:
Whoo-hoo!Three's my lucky number, baby.
WOMAN:
Nicky.(NICKY GRUNTS)
(BED SPRINGS CREAK)
(NICKY LAUGHS)
(SQUELCH)
Sounds like we caught somebody
WOMAN:
Who is it'?Exterminator.
Did you call the...
Come on, you two honeymooners.
Open up. You're standing in the path
of the workin' man.
(OMINOUS CHORD)
Holy sh*t.
JULIUS:
Stay cool, Jimmy.We could hear you. You don't need
to be braying like a mule.
You just caught me and Nicky here
in the middle of some
real important business.
Ain't that right, baby?
That's right, baby.
Real important business.
So I guess you'll just have to
come back some other time.
Alrighty. Let's go.
Wait a second, Kato.
So you are... you're asking us
to reschedule?
She ain't askin' you nothin',
spray boy.
I'm telling you.
Now pick up your f***ing bug cans
and get out!
(GUNFIRE)
(SCREAMS)
Mommy!
(SCREAMS)
Holy sh*t!
Holy sh*t, no!
Holy sh*t is when
some pissed-off waitress
spills coffee on your lap because
you're acting like a sonofabitch, OK'?
Watchin' two inbred, gun-toting psychos
try to fill you with lead
because you're trying to rectify
an ant problem?!
That's not holy sh*t, my friend.
That's not even holy f***in' sh*t.
You know what that is?
That is a miracle.
A miracle?
That's right, I said a miracle.
We could've been killed up there,
motherf***er.
But you know what, Jimmy'?
I've had it.
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