Planet 51 Page #4
back at Kennedy.
I'm Captain
Charles T. Baker, astronaut.
As-tro-nau-t.
Ass...
(CLEARS THROAT) Tro-naut.
(SLOWLY) Lem.
(ENUNCIATING SLOWLY) Lem.
Either your name is Lem,
or you want to mate with me.
Houston, we have
a little problem.
What do you want?
Thanks for asking.
Coffee, light,
two sugars.
Do you have any
Frappuccino up here?
Any puff pastry,
too. Thanks.
No, I mean are you here
to take over our worid
and, like, eat our brains?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa! Hold on.
What kind of
sick planet is this?
First of all, it's supposed
to be uninhabited, okay?
Not full of sea monkeys
dancing to the oldies.
Glory, whack a few golf balls
and head back to the Kids'
Choice Awards. I'm getting slimed.
What? You were just talking alien.
Hey, I'm not the
alien here. You are.
Me? You are.
No, you are.
You are. You...
You came to my planet.
(STAMMERING)
An alien planet.
Hello!
Hello.
Not, "Hello."
"Hello!"
Hello... What?
What?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Let's start over.
Look, there's a command module
It's running out of fuel.
It has to leave in 74 hours,
and if I'm not on it,
it goes back to Earth
without me. Capisce?
I have to get to my ship
and go back up in space.
Can you help me?
You want me to take you
to your flying saucer? No!
who knows what they'll do to me?
I'll lose everything. My
life was just getting perfect.
(SIGHING) Kid...
You are a kid, right?
I mean, you're not like a
thousand-year-old Yoda or anything?
Never mind. Look, kid,
you're my only hope.
But I suppose you
could leave me stranded.
My wife will have
to support the kids.
Eleven. We have 11 kids,
always hungry. Yeah. Yeah.
But, hey, they'll get
by without a father.
is you avoid
(MOCKINGLY)
A little trouble.
(NEW YORK ACCENT) Alien hotline.
What's the nature of your sighting?
Hello?
Are you there?
Hello? Are you there?
(WHISTLING)
Hey, fella.
Who wants a donut?
(YELPS)
(LAUGHING)
Silly dog!
(SIZZLING)
(HUMMING)
(GASPS)
(SNARLING)
(SCREAM BUILDING)
There's your flying saucer. Now what?
Okay, here's the plan.
You knock out that cop,
You neutralize that one
and handcuff the big guy
to the steering wheel.
That's your plan? What
if they start shooting?
You're one of their own. They'll
probably just aim for your legs.
My legs?
Don't your legs
grow back?
No! We're not
like your kind, okay?
(SIGHS)
I'll tell you what,
eat this.
You become invincible.
Oh, good.
Then you do it.
I can't be seen breaking the
law. I've got the right stuff.
The what?
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