Planet 51

(SOFT 1950s MUSIC

PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)

(GIRL GIGGLES)

I've never gone

parking before.

I'm really not

that kind of a girl.

Well, I'm not

the kind of a guy

who would go with

that kind of a girl.

Oh, that's so sweet.

I think.

There's nothing

to be scared of.

(BOTH GASP)

(SHRIEKS)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

I knew this would

happen if we made out!

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Good shot, son.

(BOTH SCREAMING)

Uh, General, I think

he's surrendering.

Run! Run!

Fire at will!

(LAUGHING)

Help!

Keep firing. Keep firing! Keep firing!

Kill every last alien!

(LAUGHING)

(EXCLAIMING)

(ALL EXCLAIMING IN FEAR)

You will all become

my alien zombies.

(LAUGHING EVILLY)

(EXCLAIMING)

Ouch, Mom!

Command us, Master!

(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

What did I tell you

about these kind of movies?

It was almost over!

Besides, they're

all the same.

That's not true.

# Lollipop, lollipop

Lo! I,! O! I,! O! I

# Lollipop, lollipop

Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli

# Lollipop

# Lollipop, lollipop

Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli

# Lollipop, lollipop

Lo! I,! O! I,! O! I

# Lollipop, lollipop

Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli

# Lollipop

(COOING)

You know, he looks

just like his father.

(BURPS)

(CHUCKLING) Just

like his father.

# And when he does

his shakin' rocky dance

# Man, I haven't got a chance

# I call him Lollipop,

lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli

# Lollipop, lollipop

Lolli, lolli, lolli

# Lollipop, lollipop

Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli

# Lollipop

# Sweeter than candy

on a stick

# Huckleberry, cherry or lime

# If you had a choice

he'd be your pick

# But lollipop is mine

# Lollipop, lollipop

Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli

# Lollipop, lollipop

Lolli, lolli, lolli

# Lollipop, lollipop

Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli

# Lollipop

Oh, I hate the rain.

(SIGHS)

Raining rocks and dogs.

Great!

# Sweeter than candy

on a stick

# Huckleberry, cherry or lime

# If you had a choice

he'd be your pick

# But lollipop is mine

# Lollipop, lollipop

Lolli, lolli, lolli

# Lollipop, lollipop

Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli

# Lollipop, lollipop

Lolli, lolli, lolli

# Holding my lollipop

# Lollipop #

Space,

a universe of mystery.

Well, today, the mystery

will be unveiled.

Thanks to science,

we now know

the universe is

nearly 500 miles long

and it contains, you're

not going to believe this,

over 1,000 stars.

(YAWNING)

Psst! Lem, come on!

Liven it up.

And still, the only

known intelligent life

is right here

on our planet.

(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)

(MUSIC SPEEDING UP)

(ALL GASPING)

Huh?

No, not today!

Not today! Please.

What was that?

That's our planet after

the attack of the Humaniacs.

They're gonna eat

our brains for dinner!

(ALL GASPING)

Is that true?

Everybody, please,

that's ridiculous.

Totally ridiculous.

Brains for dinner? Come on!

Brains are for breakfast

with cereal and milk.

Dinner is

organs and eyeballs.

(ALL SHRIEKING)

Okay, everyone, everyone,

please, listen up.

We're not getting eaten

or harvested or having

our brains barbecued.

The universe isn't scary.

It's really amazing.

And don't forget to pick up

your planetary yo-yos.

(YO-YO WARBLING)

We've got one

for each of you.

You're looking at the new

Junior Assistant Curator!

High four! Whoo-hoo!

Well, it's part-time now and

full-time after I graduate.

How did you do, Lem? Got the job!

Knew you would.

Hey, I can see

my whole life.

A house, a car, two kids,

they'll grow up and have kids.

They'll come home

to visit on holidays.

Well?

Got it!

Lem, congratulations

on that job.

I knew you could do it.

(CHUCKLES) Yeah, thanks.

Oh, wow!

There it is.

Just two more days.

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