Planet 51

Synopsis: Lem is just an average teenager working on getting the girl and furthering his career at the local planetarium - except that he's an alien. At least to U.S. astronaut Captain Charles T. Baker who lands on Lem's planet hoping for a quick flag plant and a hasty return to earth and his millions of screaming fans. But on this alien planet the media has tagged spacemen as brain-eating, zombie-creating monsters, causing Baker to run for his life and into Lem's house. Now it's up to the green native to get the clumsy astronaut back to his spaceship before military dictator General Grawl and mad scientist Professor Kipple manage to exterminate the Earthly visitor.

Genre: Adventure, Animation, Comedy

Director(s): Jorge Blanco, Javier Abad (co-director), Marcos Martínez (co-director)

Actors: Dwayne Johnson, Jessica Biel, Justin Long, Gary Oldman

Production: Sony Pictures/TriStar Pictures

4 wins & 4 nominations.


IMDB:: 6.1
Metacritic:: 39
Rotten Tomatoes:: 21%

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: PG
Year:: 2009
: 91 min
: $42,194,060
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(SOFT 1950s MUSIC
PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)
(GIRL GIGGLES)
I've never gone
parking before.
I'm really not
that kind of a girl.
Well, I'm not
the kind of a guy
who would go with
that kind of a girl.
Oh, that's so sweet.
I think.
There's nothing
to be scared of.
(BOTH GASP)
(SHRIEKS)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
I knew this would
happen if we made out!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Good shot, son.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Uh, General, I think
he's surrendering.
Run! Run!
Fire at will!
(LAUGHING)
Help!
Keep firing. Keep firing! Keep firing!
Kill every last alien!
(LAUGHING)
(EXCLAIMING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING IN FEAR)
You will all become
my alien zombies.
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
(EXCLAIMING)
Ouch, Mom!
Command us, Master!
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)
What did I tell you
about these kind of movies?
It was almost over!
Besides, they're
all the same.
That's not true.
# Lollipop, lollipop
Lo! I,! O! I,! O! I
# Lollipop, lollipop
Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
# Lollipop
# Lollipop, lollipop
Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
# Lollipop, lollipop
Lo! I,! O! I,! O! I
# Lollipop, lollipop
Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
# Lollipop
(COOING)
You know, he looks
just like his father.
(BURPS)
(CHUCKLING) Just
like his father.
# And when he does
his shakin' rocky dance
# Man, I haven't got a chance
# I call him Lollipop,
lollipop Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
# Lollipop, lollipop
Lolli, lolli, lolli
# Lollipop, lollipop
Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
# Lollipop
# Sweeter than candy
on a stick
# Huckleberry, cherry or lime
# If you had a choice
he'd be your pick
# But lollipop is mine
# Lollipop, lollipop
Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
# Lollipop, lollipop
Lolli, lolli, lolli
# Lollipop, lollipop
Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
# Lollipop
Oh, I hate the rain.
(SIGHS)
Raining rocks and dogs.
Great!
# Sweeter than candy
on a stick
# Huckleberry, cherry or lime
# If you had a choice
he'd be your pick
# But lollipop is mine
# Lollipop, lollipop
Lolli, lolli, lolli
# Lollipop, lollipop
Oh, lolli, lolli, lolli
# Lollipop, lollipop
Lolli, lolli, lolli
# Holding my lollipop
# Lollipop #
Space,
a universe of mystery.
Well, today, the mystery
will be unveiled.
Thanks to science,
we now know
the universe is
nearly 500 miles long
and it contains, you're
not going to believe this,
over 1,000 stars.
(YAWNING)
Psst! Lem, come on!
Liven it up.
And still, the only
known intelligent life
is right here
on our planet.
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(MUSIC SPEEDING UP)
(ALL GASPING)
Huh?
No, not today!
Not today! Please.
What was that?
That's our planet after
the attack of the Humaniacs.
They're gonna eat
our brains for dinner!
(ALL GASPING)
Is that true?
Everybody, please,
that's ridiculous.
Totally ridiculous.
Brains for dinner? Come on!
Brains are for breakfast
with cereal and milk.
Dinner is
organs and eyeballs.
(ALL SHRIEKING)
Okay, everyone, everyone,
please, listen up.
We're not getting eaten
or harvested or having
our brains barbecued.
The universe isn't scary.
It's really amazing.
And don't forget to pick up
your planetary yo-yos.
(YO-YO WARBLING)
We've got one
for each of you.
You're looking at the new
Junior Assistant Curator!
High four! Whoo-hoo!
Well, it's part-time now and
full-time after I graduate.
How did you do, Lem? Got the job!
Knew you would.
Hey, I can see
my whole life.
A house, a car, two kids,
they'll grow up and have kids.
They'll come home
to visit on holidays.
Well?
Got it!
Lem, congratulations
on that job.
I knew you could do it.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, thanks.
Oh, wow!
There it is.
Just two more days.
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Joe Stillman

Joseph "Joe" Stillman (born August 1, 1959) is an American television and movie writer, producer and director. Before becoming a screenwriter he worked for several TV shows like Beavis and Butt-head, King of the Hill, Doug and The Adventures of Pete & Pete. Stillman's first screen credits were on Joseph: King of Dreams and his second on Shrek, both for DreamWorks. His most recent credits are on Planet 51 for TriStar and Gulliver's Travels for 20th Century Fox. more…

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