Pitching Tents Page #2
bush,
and there's nothing more
humiliating
than your mother dabbing
Colamine lotion
onto your grapefruit sized
testicles.
Yeah, I can laugh about it now.
I mean, you guys actually
thought that was real?
It's an urban myth.
Pretend you don't know me.
Seriously Dan, what are
With my friends this summer,
and then look for a job.
What if I get you into college?
College?
I mean, I didn't apply to any.
Doesn't matter.
I got a friend over at slippery
rock
who would love to meet with you
on Monday.
Yeah, I don't think
college is really my thing.
Danny, college is awesome.
It was the best six years of my
life.
I thought I was Henry
Miller for Christ's sake.
I'd sit around naked, smoking in
my dorm,
nin.
She was an author, Cuban and
French,
kinda like a cigar made our of
ham.
Doesn't matter, she's dead now.
Point is, she was f***ing hot.
That's real great.
Yeah, it's 1984 Danny.
You're gonna need a college
education
to get any kind of a real job.
Alright, I mean, what
would I even major in?
Who gives a sh*t.
It's a chance to get out of this
town,
and do something with your life.
Here, give this to your parents.
I'm sure they'll agree with me.
They can call me any time of day
or night
with any questions they have.
You're a bright kid.
It's time for you to start
dreaming.
Ah, Bonjour Daniel.
Bonjour mom.
Honey, can we stop with the
French,
we're German and Irish
for crying out loud.
I'm just practicing.
Next year is our 25th
anniversary,
and you promised to take me to
Paris,
since we had to skip our
honeymoon.
Yeah well, that was Pete's
fault.
You were very worth it honey.
Okay, asseyez-vous, you're
dad needs to get to work.
Oh yeah, why is he going to
work now?
They need some extra help at
the plant.
Honey, dinner.
Where you Daniel?
Making out with your gay
friends?
Like some kind of a loser
boomerang?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what
happened to sloppy Joe night?
It's coq-au-vin.
mushrooms, in a wine sauce.
Now, why are you so late Daniel?
Mr. mulligan, my guidance
counselor,
wanted to meet with me.
He says he can get me into
slippery rock.
He, uh, wants me to meet up
with some guy from there on
Monday.
to go to college to get a job.
Yeah, I know, it's just he
thinks that it's, you know...
nah, nah, you know, college,
it's a waste of four years,
so, you know what, tell him
he can stop filling your head
Bruce, I think that
now is the time for you
to tell Danny your news.
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