Pitch Perfect 2 Page #4

Bec's in effects, y'all!

You can go!

Are you ready, or...

Okay, everybody, huddle up.

Let's go, let's go, let's go!

Get up!

Come on! To the table, please!

To the table!

Last one at this table has to

help Frank watch YouTube videos

to find the next Justin Bieber.

Hey, so, I'm turning 25

next week,

if anybody wants to

get some drinks, celebrate.

Frank, buddy, less talk.

Thank you so much.

Okay, my people, check it out.

That...

This... Dax, the tech guy.

Did you call the tech guy?

Yeah, I talked to him.

Do you understand that everything

else in my life works?

So, I just need everything

here to work, too, okay?

Well, he said he was gonna call me back.

My God.

You want me to call him now?

Don't do it now.

Okay.

There we go.

That is the Lion himself.

That is the legendary

Snoop D-O-Double-G

singing White Christmas at a

tree-lighting ceremony in Moscow.

And he was so moved

by the power of music

to unite the world or some sh*t,

that now he wants to drop

his own cool Christmas album.

And because I sleep

on a bed of Grammys,

he has decided to hire me

to produce it. Now...

But Snoop Dogg already dropped

a Christmas album.

If you had listened to

the album like I did,

stranded in the air with T.I.

on a golden hang glider,

then you would have known that none

of the songs were the classics.

I've had to listen to that album

on two separate occasions.

Hang glider with T.I.

and also a rocket ship

that Eminem has built.

It doesn't go anywhere,

but he's got dreams

for it, okay?

So I need you to

close your mouth.

Herein lies the problem,

everybody.

Last time I checked, there are

over a million Christmas albums

with the same

10 damn songs on them.

So, guys, I'm telling you, man,

I need all hands

on deck right now

to come up with ideas on how

to make this one stand out.

Okay? You got it?

Fire when ready.

I want to hear ideas.

Anything.

Anybody-

Anybody right now

would be great.

Anybody to talk...

What if we got those dogs...

Anybody but you.

What if we got those dogs that

bark Jingle Bells to back him up?

And let me, let me,

let me guess, let me guess.

You want those dogs to back him

up because he's "Snoop Dogg"?

Yeah!

That is a really great example

of a horrible idea.

Take a lap.

What? Take a lap.

But I'm wearing skinny jeans.

I don't care.

Go. Go.

Let's go. I wanna see knees up.

Knees up, please.

Guys, I should give you

a little more time.

A minute. You got

one minute. 60 seconds.

My time is like a toddler in a tiara, okay?

Precious and short.

I need really great ideas.

Snoop is coming!

Sorry, my b*obs are all crazy.

I was just jumping.

I just came from auditions.

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