Pitch Perfect 2

Welcome back,

a cappella enthusiasts.

My name is John Smith,

and sitting here to my left

is Gail

Abernathy-McCadden-Feinberger.

This one's gonna stick, John.

Well, you saved the Jew for last.

I did. I did.

You're listening to

Let's Talk-Appella,

the world's premiere

downloadable a cappella podcast.

We are coming to you live

from the nation's capital,

where the

Barden University Bellas

are about to rock

the historic Kennedy Center.

Boy, these girls

have broken down

every single barrier in their

path, haven't they, Gail?

Absolutely, John.

The first all-female group

to win a national title,

three-time defending champs,

and now, here they are,

performing for the President of the

United States on his birthday.

Wow! What an inspiration

to girls all over the country who

are too ugly to be cheerleaders.

Here's Beca Mitchell,

leader of the group.

Look at these

sequins and sparkles.

My! Their feet

just don't stop moving.

Florencia Fuentes just

earned her green card, John.

She may have to do that backflip

right back over

the fence into Mexico.

I think she's Guatemalan.

None of that matters.

There is so much

happening on stage,

I don't even know where to look.

Back in my day, we put on our

blazers and we just sang.

We maybe snapped our fingers

if we were feeling frisky.

Whoa! Another surprise!

An overweight girl

dangling from the ceiling.

Who hasn't had that dream?

Lots of us.

No!

Okay, she has no underwear on.

My God.

We have a commando situation.

There is a commando

situation on stage!

Who is on top of this?

- What kind of person...

- Holy cow!

- Take her back up. She's turning.

- Pull her up already!

She's turning. Brace yourselves.

No.

She's coming. She's coming!

Avert your eyes, or take it all in!

Make your choice!

Not the front! Nobody

wants to see the front!

No!

Happy birthday, Mr. President.

The Australian singer

who calls herself "Fat Amy"

gave the President a birthday

gift from down under

during last night's celebration

held at the historic

Kennedy Center.

In case you're wondering what

I mean by "down under," Chip,

I'm talking about her.

She showed her to the President.

All eyes were on the a cappella

singers, the Barden Bellas.

Three-time defending

a cappella national champions,

which is a real thing,

apparently.

Although authorities have ruled

out terrorism as a motive,

the Bellas claim the mishap

was merely an accident

and issued an apology.

I am deeply sorry for the

upset that I have caused.

I feel that I have already

received punishment enough

in the form of silk burn.

Exhibit C.

No, no, no!

It's filth.

Women who sing

are just another example

of cultural decay,

due to loose morals.

Not wearing underwear

seems kind of intentional to me.

Yeah, you either choose to wear

underwear, or you don't wear underwear.

It's a choice I make every day.

You know, until today,

I thought singing a cappella

was the most embarrassing

thing you could do.

Normally,

that group is on point,

and last night,

they were off-point,

off-key, and then on the floor.

It's a national disgrace.

Yeah, but I'd rather be in that

limo ride home

with the President.

Cut to the real President,

he'd be like,

"That was off

the hook!"

Chloe, chill out.

It was a mistake.

They're not gonna

burn us for witchcraft.

No, but the National

A Cappella Association

is in there talking

to the dean about us,

and who knows

what's gonna happen?

We won three championships.

Whatever happens in there,

we're gonna be fine.

Maybe it's time to

think about other stuff.

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