Piranha 3D Page #3

Dave, we have to talk about this

We told Jake that we'd stay at the house.

I told him that I would fish.

I can't if there are no fish.

The lake's too busy.

Come on. Sand Island is really close

I should've brought my trombone.

No way! "Be a girl and sunbathe or something!

When I become a rock star, just see if I let YOU be in my group!

Give me a break!

You play the trombone!

Here we go ladies... a little Champagne...

- Thanks

... the finest your gas station has to offer

Cheers!

to our newest 'Wild Wild Girl'

That's why we came here. Derick wants to capture innocence.

It's all about innocence

Just like her.

Don't worry. Derick's just making his play.

You might as well ask him not to breathe

It's the rules. Show a girl a camera and she WILL perform.

It's like a law of physics.

I've seen that guy charm the pants off a lot of ladies.

She's not messing up your party is she?

What do I care. She's not my girlfriend.

This is great. I'm having a great time.

We're going wild, I'm going wild.

Hey, Jake. How far is this place? Come on!

Yeah, yeah, we're almost there

Speaking of going wild...

you haven't seen anything yet!

Why not join us?

Hey, what's up guys?

- Close that door, you're ruining our shot!

Come on Sandrat. Get with the program.

Here they come, here they come. Here come my nymphs.

Oh my God!

Check it out! The fish, with boobies

If all fish look like that, I would f*** fish!

Looking good ladies. You like this, right Jake?

You should be paying us today, not the other way around!

Look at these goddess aquatic b*tches. This is hot Andy!

This is so hot. This is what it's all about

Beer, sun and naked hunnies making out under water!

Mum, what's going on there?

How come you didn't pick up the home phone?

I've been trying to reach you.

I was outside. I can go and get it if you need me to.

No, that's okay.

Oh my God!

What?

Nothing, just kids.

They're outside fishing...

... and it's really nice to see them ...

... playing with each other.

Put your ass on the glass!

Jake is someone there with you?

No, no, no. Just the kids on the lake.

It's crazy here. You know how it is.

Honey, I don't want Zane or Laura near the lake today, you hear me?

OK, we will stay home and we'll watch TV.

OK, I gotta go. Thank you so much for this

I'll try to come home early, ok?

Ok, ok. I love you. I gotta go.

Kelly?

Kelly, where are you?

Kelly?

Jake, you missed the rest of the show.

Let's go. Towels for the girls.

Wow! Great! good work. Way to tie up a canoe

I must've gotten my knots mixed up.

So you catch zero fish, and lose us our only boat.

Today is just full of accomplishments

Jake's gonna kill us.

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