Piranha 3D

Synopsis: Lake Victoria's annual Spring party by 50,000 young revelers is about to turn into a feeding frenzy with prehistoric hunger-pains. With knee-trembler's above the waves and tremors below, released from their dormant sleep, thousands upon thousands of flesh-eating nippers are released into the lake with whetted appetites and razor-sharp teeth. With a motley crew of strangers thrown together to defend these shores, it is now up to them to prevent the largest eat-out in human, and piranha, history.
Director(s): Alexandre Aja
Production: The Weinstein Company/Dimension Films
  2 wins & 12 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
88 min

It was a mistake. Can't we just work something out here?

Mistake or no mistake, you just destroyed private property.

And from the smell of your breath,

I suggest you take the ticket.

Maybe get a ride home with your friends.

I don't know, I thought you'd take you home.

Touching an officers uniform is considered an assault?

Were you aware of that?

You look pretty hot in tan.

It's not tan, it's beige!

Hey, take it easy!

Another step and you'll pissing lightning bolts into next week, ok?

Pretty much your average day in college

Hey Kelly, I wasn't sure you'd be coming back for spring break.

Yeah, I'm here

I can only assume you're down here

to get on one of those boats

No, I came down here to pick up

my little sister for music lessons.

What about yourself?

I'm just waiting for my ride. Todd and his friends,

we're gonna go check out some music.

Todd Dupree?

Remind me who you're going out with again?

You gotta have standards ok, thats all I'm saying

Todd's a really good DJ.

Kelly! Let's go. Jump in we're late.

He says he's got backstage passes for Planners, you should come.

I would, but I'm pretty much under

house arrest with Shing Tsing and Laura.

Too bad

We'll miss you.

I gotta go.

- Come on, we gotta go!

I hope to see you before ...

... before you leave.

Pretty smooth Jake.

Hey asswipe! Cool shirt!

Nice horn.


Nice b*obs


I have a training bra but I don't like to wear it, it itches.

Tell me about it.

Who are you waiting for?

My brother Jake. He's 17.

And he'll like your b*obs too.

- They all do.

Come on, let's go.

What happened to you?

I don't want to talk about it, ok. Let's go.

Hi Jake.

Try to not stare at her b*obs.

Shut up.

I like your shirt.

Why? You wanna throw something at me too?

No, actually I like The Pixies.

Danni, Danni, Danni, where the hell is Crystal?

She's over there with Andrew.

She went to buy sunscreen.


Andrew, Crystal, we don't need sunscreen.

We need body paint, condoms. We need Ready Whip

Tell her to come tomorrow I want bleach blonde

booty at the marina. I gotta get my first shot off by noon.

Make sure those titties are nice and perky!

Who's this?

This is Jake. He's a local.

Sandrat huh? You know your way around the lake?


You wanna job? I'll pay you cash.

No bullshit Jake.

My guide didn't show and I need somebody asap.

I need someone with ambition, someone who is willing to take chances ...

... If, you, know, what, I, mean.

Sir, you talk funny.

Yeah, well, you're short! Hold on,

- This is Derick

Don't you disappoint me motherf***er. I told you!

I want the biggest Goddam boat this podunk town has to offer

Who is that?

Derick? He's the director.

So you're like a, er.. actress or what?

I am a 'Wild Wild Girl'.

What's a 'Wild Wild Girl', Jake?

Of course we know boats! F*** the waiver! You signed the waiver!

So, Jake baby, are we gonna do this?

Do what?

- The job! Location scout! Get us around, show us the spots...

the G-spots.

I need a local.

I need you.

We're talking about life lesson here Jake.

Great, 10am, tomorrow. Don't be late.

And... wear a different shirt

I we'll see you tomorrow Jake.

Actually, tomorrow he's...


Why'd you bother to knock, if you're just gonna walk straight in?

Am I disturbing you?

No, I'm just doing homework, and stuff for school.

Laura has been telling me that you may

have some other plans for tomorrow

I don't know what she's talking about. I'm 100% baby-sitting.

What? No, we don't want babysitter.

Yeah mum. Especially not Jake.

I'm serious, mum, we dont need one.

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