Petunia Page #3
OK, but I would like to get
something off my chest.
Go ahead.
Hello, everyone.
My name is Tony, and I am a sex addict.
Hi, Tony.
I have a taste for the classics.
1920s flapper porn, '50s housewives
with straight up vacuums.
Anything that's '60s Danish hardcore.
It's the addiction, Tony.
It's OK.
We've all been there.
Anyone else?
I will.
Ah.
Please, share with us.
Hi. I'm Natasha,
and I am a sex addict.
Hi, Natasha.
I love men, women, sex of all kinds.
Back door.
Front door.
Side door.
Anywhere.
Anytime.
Any place.
With anyone.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I love you.
Ah.
...Code six.
125 North Vanderbilt, 52.
- Hey.
- Hi.
Whoa!
Seriously?
I wanted to do that.
I can't.
I don't do sex.
Oh, come on.
It's not that hard.
No.
Oh...
It's the outfit.
I can't resist.
You're drunk, huh?
Obvious?
Sorry.
What's that noise?
I should probably tell you this...
Overshare.
Are you on the run?
- No.
- Oh.
It's purely for entertainment purposes.
Plus, when they catch a perp,
I look them up on Facebook.
Do you?
You want some back up?
You don't need
Sex Addicts Anonymous, Adrian.
No, that's the perk of
having me for a mother.
Mom, I don't want to talk to you about
my addiction to sex.
It's odd.
It's only odd if you think it's odd.
Shh!
I need a change.
You're getting older, honey.
I'd rather be dead than old.
- Where's the acetone?
- Shh, stop it!
Someone is being rude here, honey.
I'm very sorry.
All right, Ad... Shh!
What you need to do is to
meet a nice, unattractive girl.
Someone with a killer personality?
Yeah, exactly.
- Acetone.
- Shh. Shut up!
I'm sorry, honey.
OK, listen.
Remember.
Nice.
Not attractive.
You can even go plump.
I can handle it.
You're here early.
Hey, Charlie, you got to do me a favor.
I'd love nothing more.
I can't have them in my apartment anymore.
I got more in the cab downstairs.
No offense, but I don't want a bunch
of random vagina chilling in my apartment.
This is art, Charlie.
I am not a storage facility.
Charlie...
I've got this problem.
We all have problems.
No, really.
I think I'm a sex addict.
And I think that's transferring
to a love addict.
Have you been talking to Mom?
It's just now whenever I, um...
Yes.
I say, I love you.
It's like love Tourettes or something.
Wow.
You got to help me get away
from all this vagina, Charlie.
You have been talking to Mom!
Just a little, OK?
All the masterful Picasso's
in the world are gone.
And I get my brother's
acrylic vagina paintings.
Please.
Oh, all right.
Hey, who's in there?
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