Perfect Sisters Page #4

I thought it was pretty snazzy.

- Snazzy?

- Snazzy.

- Well!

- I did.

New house, new year. My sister's in love.

Oh, my god!

Oh, my god.

Seriously, Mom? It's a school night.

Come on, Bobby, put that down.

Put that down.

Come on. Let's go to bed.

Gee, Mom, are you loaded again?

I'm sorry. I'm a shitty mom.

Oh, god.

Mom?

Mom? Mom, why is the door locked?

Mom, open the door! Mom!

Oh, my god, Mom! Mom!

Mom, no! Stop! What are you doing?

No, no, no. Please don't do this.

It's gonna be okay. Okay, please?

Please. I'm sorry, I'll do better. Please.

Don't go blaming yourself, kiddo.

You've been everything a mother

could hope for in a daughter.

It's just her time.

No!

Why not?

You'd be so much better off without me.

No, that's not true.

- It's true.

- No, it's not.

I'm sorry.

It's gonna be okay, okay?

We're gonna do better.

I've never seen anyone

do anything like that before.

You've never seen anyone

say grace before a meal?

Our cousins life experiencedoesn't extend

much past the marijuana cloud in his bedroom.

Really? That's great.

You know what, Sandra?

You're a really good person.

I was the one

who wanted to bring him back to the pound...

- but then, you know.

- No, I mean, seriously.

I think it's very...

- attractive.

- Attractive?

Seriously, Grandpa?

Shut up, okay?

He obviously has a keen eye for beauty.

Dude, this Jew and his dad...

always said like Hebrew sh*t

before he drank wine.

Hey, everybody.

A toast.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Oh, wait, wait, wait.

It's bad luck to toast with water.

So here, here.

No, I can't have that.

Oh, just pretend.

Anyway...

I just wanted to say

to everybody here that I am...

on this special day...

so grateful that you're all in my life...

and in my wonderful childrens' life.

- Cheers.

- This is lovely.

So fabulous.

Gosh, I wasn't gonna...

I wasn't gonna bring this up tonight, but...

since you guys are my rock...

I lost my job. I was laid off.

There were layoffs at the hospital.

Oh, sweetheart.

I'm so sorry.

These big corporations think

they can do whatever they want.

You know, I know a good labor lawyer.

Oh, you do, absolutely.

Oh, that's okay, Sheila, you know...

I'll be fine. Because you know what?

My new boyfriend, he's a lawyer...

and so if I have some kind of case,

I'm sure hell tell me.

Lawyer boyfriend? Really?

Yeah, the kids haven't met him yet.

Oh, wow.

You know, you're always so positive, Linda.

You are a survivor.

You always find a way.

Yeah. I try.

But with the expenses of moving

in and everything...

this month, I'm just a little short.

And I was just hoping

that maybe just for a month or two...

and I could pay you back with interest.

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