Penguins of Madagascar Page #4

We're not going anywhere with you.

We don't even know who the heck you are.

The North Wind is an elite

undercover interspe...

The North Wind is an elite under...

An elite undercover interspecies...

...task... force, dedicated to help...

helping...

Dedicated to helping...

Dedi... Dedicated to helping animals

who can't help themselves.

- Like penguins.

- Really? And you are?

- My name is classified.

- Classified? What is that, Dutch?

- Can't really hear the accent.

- Excuse me?

- There's the accent.

- No, my name isn't Classified.

My name is classified because I am

the leader of this strike team.

The seal is Short Fuse,

weapons and explosives.

The bear is Corporal, he's our muscle.

And the owl is Eva,

intelligence and analysis.

Well, Agent Classified,

we happen to be an elite unit, too.

Self-destruct sequence activated.

- You know, you should really label these things.

- In three, two, one...

The name's Skipper. I run this outfit.

Back there is Kowalski.

He's the brains of our operation.

Say something smart, Kowalski.

See? He's working

on a whole 'nother level.

And Rico, he's our demolition expert.

He destroyed that chair for the

sheer fun of it. No reason at all.

And then there's Private.

He's... he's sort of our,

you know, secretary/mascot.

- Cute.

- And cuddly. Oh, sorry.

Well, let's see how well

"cute and cuddly" handles this next bit.

Nice doggy door.

Wow.

Look at this.

Well, well, well. Not a bad place

you got here, Classified.

Thank you. That's not my name.

Arrival at pad 17.

All right, tiny penguins,

the best way for the North Wind to protect

helpless animals like yourselves

is to bring Dr. Brine to justice.

Now, you were inside his sub,

so I need to know everything you know.

- Hey!

- Just tell me everything you know.

All right. Numero uno:

- Never trust a Dutchman in a tulip fight.

- Tulip fight...

Canada is secretly training

an army of Sasquatch.

Hot dogs are, in fact,

only 17 percent actual dog.

Not "everything" everything. Just...

everything regarding your abduction

by Dr. Octavius Brine.

- Why didn't you say so?

- What?

My team has uncovered that Dr. Octavius Brine

is actually an individual known as Derek.

- Dave.

- As Dave the octopus.

An octopus? No.

Dr. Brine is not an octopus. He is...

An octopus. Precisely.

That's exactly what our intel indicated.

Release the sheep.

What you, of course, could not know

is that Dr. Brine's laboratory in Venice

is secretly developing a doomsday weapon

called the "Medusa Serum."

- But what you don't know is that Dirk...

- Dave.

- Dave won't be using his bazooka serum...

- Medusa Serum.

Medusa Serum on anybody.

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