Penguins of Madagascar Page #3

Forgotten.

Unwanted.

Alone.

That sounds awful.

Oh, it was.

I came to realize some creatures

are born to get all the love.

The rest of us get nothing!

The only thing that has kept me going

all these years is my

burning thirst for revenge!

And my precious souvenir

snow globe collection.

What is wrong with you?!

Oh, Daryl, Daryl, Daryl, you can't

blame us for what happened to you.

Can. That's how this whole

revenge thing works.

And with this, I finally have

the power to destroy you.

Crikey!

Nicolas, cage them.

I've got some bad news for you, Dennis.

You messed with the wrong birds.

Because we are an elite unit,

the best of the best.

Cream of the corn on a platinum cob.

And we're gonna take your deadly green goop

and sashay right out the exit hatch.

And just how are you going to do that?

Deploy secret weapon.

- The cheese, it burns!

- Roll out.

After them!

All right, boys, it's just like Cuba.

Taxi!

How about some music? Something chase-y.

Here they come.

- Let's move.

- Stroke! Stroke! Stroke again!

Stroke some more! Stroke!

Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

Sorry! Stroke! Stroke!

- We got baddies, six o'clock.

- Kowalski, battle formation.

So you squeegees want to do

the gondola mambo? Let's dance.

Mother-of-pearl, that stings!

I've lost visual.

- Kowalski, be my eyes.

- Left.

Right, right! Up!

Duck.

- I think I got 'em.

- They are down, sir.

Excelente.

- Skipper!

- They're back up.

- And we are running out of canal.

- Parker Posey! Go all-terrain.

Will you marry me?

We've lost engine one!

- And two and three.

- Four!

- Switch to emergency power.

- Aye, aye, Skipper.

We've got melons! Dead ahead!

I can see. Rico, the glowy thing!

Venetian blinded again!

- We've been boarded.

- Initiate self-destruct sequence.

- Nice.

- Whee!

Frankly, I'm surprised we had

a self-destruct sequence.

All right, boys, battle stance.

We're in battle stance, sir.

Okay, good. Now we spring our trap.

I'm not sure they're the ones

that are trapped, sir.

Kowalski, remember our little talk

about true but unhelpful comments?

- Yes, sir.

- Sometimes we just have to wing it.

Wow.

Sorry for underestimating

the plan, Skipper.

It's okay, Kowalski.

Just don't ever doubt me again.

Now, what the heck is going on?!

Remain calm, penguins.

You are now under the protection

of the North Wind.

You're welcome.

My gosh.

You guys are so cute.

You guys are just so, so cute!

And cuddly.

Hey, get away! No more hugs!

It's like being licked

by a basket full of puppy dogs.

Corporal! Corporal!

Chart a course back

to North Wind headquarters.

Eva, inform them

that we're bringing in witnesses.

Private, Dibble me.

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