Paul Page #5

A book with a green woman with three...

- ... titties.

- Dude, it's three titties.

Three tits, that's awesome.

Oh, and some pissy jeans.

Close that.

Preexisting problem ...

Listen to me you freakin' f***,

i want to know everyting you ...

... can remember about the

pissy nerds, ok?

We're leaving.

What about the road block, sir?

It didn't work.

Hey ! Rieces pieces !

Yes, thank you.

Heard there was a commotion

on the road after Rachel.

Funny, I didn't hear that.

It must've been the boys out to paste.

Hey.

That's a bit much, isn't it?

- What?

- Put it all back !

What about Paul's "Rieces Pieces"?

Just hurry up !...

No, you go ahead.

Thank you.

- Is that beast outside yours?

- What?

What do you mean "beast"?

Your RV?

Oh, the, yes ...

The RV is ....

Where are you boys from?

England.

England.

I heard about England.

No guns.

- No, not many.

- No ...

Not really, just you know ...

Farmers ...

How are police supposed to shoot anybody?

- They don't ...

- They try not to.

Um, 20. Keep the change.

And give it to charity or something.

You're amazing, Graeme !

That cop didn't suspect a thing !

And Clive ...

You didn't pee you pants.

I don't like to be stick in the mud but ...

You're asking a lot from us, right?

We just met, we don't know

where we're going, or why ...

You don't think we deserve an explanation?

Look ... the less you guys know the better.

I want you to have plausible deniability.

Let's just say, I spent a lot of time

in that base thinking i was a guest ...

Turns out ... I was a prisoner.

But don't worry.

I got it all under ... Ah !!

F***, that made me jump.

Poor little thing.

I don't know, you could've done mate.

Ew ... What are you doin'?

Just watch ...

It's a miracle !

Man, I'm gonna miss these ...

What would you do that?

I'm not gonna eat a dead bird, am I?

You got me thinking that I'm

wasting my time ...

Don't bring me down ... Oh guys !

Eleven o'clock,

Twelve o'clock ...

Come on, it's fun !

If you think about it,

it's time travel ...

Eleven o'clock,

twelve o'clock ...

Yes, all right !

Let me see, let me see.

No, just sit still ...

You gonna try me like

one of your French girls, Jack?

I'm joking.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry,

just don't make me look fat, ok?

- First gravity sats ass ...

- Paul !

Can I ask you a question?

Shoot !

Have you ever done that to a person?

Yes, I've eaten many people.

I'm joking big guy ! Relax ...

No, I mean you know, fix them.

Oh, no ! Not a dead person.

Recently dead bird, that's one thing ...

... dead person, whole other ball game.

It's actually really dangerous for me,

The damage can actually bounce back on to me ...

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