Paul Page #4

Not that full ...

What else did you find in there?

No, not much ...

Just some pissy jeans.

- Oh, Clive's got a child bladd....

- Shut up ...

Okay, you guys can go.

- Thank you.

- Thank you.

Can I have my novel?

Thank you very much.

May I ask what you're searching for?

No ...

Come on, Graeme.

- Way to go, Dirty Harry.

- You got that?

I ... did I catch you?

Oh my God, like a cold mechanic.

I think it's pretty obvious

what happened there isn't it?

Is it?

The government used some kind of

neoro toxic paint on the Black Mailbox.

Caused a shared hallucination

about aliens, it makes complete sense.

Oh !...

You're dick is gone ...

Oh, no ...

What?

Come on, grow up ...

You guys seen my shorts?

How did you do that?

How did you go invisible?

Oh, it's camouflage response.

Well, like "Predator"?

Exactly, altough i can only do it

while holding my breath.

You can do it anytime you want?

"Anytime".

That's just like it ...

Am I the only sane person here ?!

Eh ?!

It's allright for you, isn't it ?!

You'll go back to area 51 ...

... we'll be arrested for

harboring a fugutive !

And sent to Guantanamo Bay !

Why don't I go make

some bagels and coffee?

Leave you two alone.

What's the matter Clive?

There's an alien in the kitchen

making bagels and coffee.

- Did you want tea?

- No, I don't want tea !

Right, because tea is

weird in America, right?

They leave the baguette ...

What's weird Graeme is that we

picked up an extra terrestrial ...

... hitch hiker and you seem

completely fine with it !

Bagels and coffee ...

Uh ! Marmite ...

He said his life's in danger.

He needs our help, you know?

Sometimes you just gotta

roll the dice.

What if we wake up and

find him inserting a probe ...

... into our anus?

Apparently they don't do that.

Anyone, want one of these?

Eh, anyone?

Anyone?

Eh?

Coming, ready or not,

you son of a b*tch ...

Where's the other one?

I don't know sir.

Uh ...

Haggard !

Sorry, we were just ...

Haggard !

F*** ...

Nice ... uh ...

Get over here ... it's

the guy with the badge.

We were just playing hide and seek ...

... so we have a lot of time.

Hurry up.

I was hiding.

You have any traffic through here?

No, just a couple of hillbilly types.

Two nerdes in an RV.

Nerds, huh?

Yes, they've come from comic-con !

They've met Adam Shadowchild !

Who the hell is

Adam Shadowchild?

He ... he wrote Prison Hawk 441.

Ok? Jenny Starpepper and

the Spinning Worm.

Right? Fluxing your anus.

You know you're grown man, right?

Probably shave, pay taxes?

Have pubic hair?

All of those things.

- Did you search that vehicle?

- Yes , sir.

What'd you find?

Uh, nothin' much, just ...

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