Paperback Page #2
- Year:
- 2015
- 79 min
- 14 Views
- 10 minutes, which
is way too long
to be a stranger
in someone's house.
- Where's Mrs. Charming?
- I think she's hiding
in the bathroom.
That's smart.
- Yeah, she's crashing up there.
- Oh my God.
That girl I met? She's here?
- Oh, where?
- Be cool.
- What? What does that mean?
- I don't know.
- 'sup.
- Hey, hi.
- What's this? What's going on?
- This is my wife, Emily.
- Hi, I'm Emily. So nice
to finally meet you.
- Yeah, so have I.
- You two are off
to a terrible start.
- So where's this girl?
- What?
- Rob saw this girl he just
met who he's obsessed with.
- I wouldn't say obsessed.
- Sorry, completely
in love with.
So, where is she?
- Uh...
That's her over there,
eating a ton of food.
- Oh yeah, she's cute.
Was she wearing pigtails
when you met her?
Rob has like a fetish for
pigtails. It's super creepy.
- It's not a fetish, I
just think they're cool.
- Yeah, pigtails are really
So you gonna go
talk to her or what?
- Yeah, I'll go do that.
- If you're just as weird
as you are right now,
it will go great.
- Okay...
- Jason Mcallister.
- Oh yeah, hi. You're...
- Rob Semeder, we teach
in the same building.
Loved your book.
- Oh, thank you.
- Holy sh*t. Have you
tried this mac and cheese?
- What's wrong with you?
- Something just happened.
- What? Did you sh*t your pants?
- What? No, god.
- You look like you
sh*t your pants.
- I didn't.
The girl who gave
me her number...
- Is she here? Where is she?
- Be cool.
- What does that mean?
- She's here, and she's married.
- I knew it! Oh
my god, I knew it.
I knew there was
something wrong with her.
- Yes, you were right.
Congratulations.
Stop celebrating.
- I knew it!
- Okay, they're
watching right now
so we have to pretend
that we're flirting.
- Flirting? You want
me to flirt with you?
- Uh yeah. Yeah, please.
- Wait, what? Why?
and he thinks that
she is you, so...
- Oh, great.
- So light and flirty.
Pretend I just said
something funny.
(laughs awkwardly)
Are you serious? What
the hell was that?
- That was laughter.
- Whose laughter?
- I was doing what you told
me to do, I was laughing.
- Did you hear a joke
while getting a pap smear?
Because that's what
- Do you want me to
fake like you or not?
- Okay, interesting.
So true, I'll have to
check out that article.
- You don't read
articles, come on.
Just, okay...
Is this what serial
killers look like
when they flirt with each other?
- No, this is great.
You're doing great.
This is very convincing.
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