Paparazzi Page #4

- Mm-hmm.

I was assaulted,

and justice was served.

With the exception

of Laramie's apology to me.

I like reading the tabloids.

I think they're fun.

- I think you're drunk.

- I think you're cute.

Your pictures

hurt people.

Do they?

The irony-

- Marcy.

- Marcy...

is everyone wants to have steak,

but nobody wants to date the butcher.

My job is to provide

a window of reality for society.

It's up to them whether they want

to look through it or not.

Come on.

Have you ever bought a tabloid?

- Guilty as charged.

- Don't feel guilty. Guilty's bad.

I mean, everyone wants

to have a-

little peek, huh?

See?

It's human nature.

Look, there's a-

there's a premiere tonight...

and an after party

I'm covering.

Come with me, as my guest...

and, um, see things

from an entirely different perspective-

mine.

Hey, do a shot with me

and then tell me your story.

I'm a good listener.

- Really?

- Uh-huh.

Listen to this-

No.

What do you say, Marcy?

You want to have a little adventure?

- It's beautiful. You should come and see it.

- Yeah?

So, when-

Saturday, can you come? Or-

- Saturday would be great.

- Hey, Bo. How's it going, mate?

- Good to see you again. Remember me?

- Good to see you.

London press junket.

You were sitting next to me in the pub.

There was that beautiful bird

on your lap and-

- Oh, sorry, man. Is that your wife?

- Get out of here.

- Sorry.

- Get out of here.

- What the hell was that?

- Some jackass.

Hey. She bite?

- There's no way the little missus ignores that.

- Great. Let's roll.

Come on, let's go!

- Road trip.

- Wait! Aren't we going in?

You want to tell me

what's bothering you, honey?

I just think it's interesting,

that's all.

- You were in London last spring.

- Right.

My girlfriends at home

get jealous...

if somebody winks at their husband

at the company Christmas party.

Half the civilized world

wants my husband.

How do you think

that makes me feel?

You know what that guy said tonight

is bullshit, right?

- Yeah, I know.

- Okay.

I guess it's all just new to me, you know?

It's new to me too, honey.

And I'm-

You know, every day I'm learning.

Abby!

Bo! Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

- Look at me.!

- Hey, Bo! Big shot!

- Look at me!

- I can't see a thing.

Bo.! Bo.!

Bo, slow down!

- Daddy!

- It's all right, son. It's okay.

Son of a b*tch!

Takin' the front!

Okay, Leonard. Box him in.

Hold on!

Len.! Come on. Let's go.

Come on. Come on.

Hello, sweetie.

Yeah, there's been a terrible accident

on, uh, 5th and Flower.

We need an ambulance.

Oh, yeah.

Hey, Marcy.

Hey, honey.

Everything's gonna be fine, okay?

Come on.

Everything's fine. There's an ambulance

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