Palo Alto Page #3

But it's really pretty.

The color brings out your eyes or

something, it's really... I like it.

It's tight.

Even your moccasins,

those are awesome also.

(VOCALIZING)

Just got it all going on.

APRIL:
Thanks.

You enjoying the party?

Yeah, it's fun.

You know what

your outfit's missing?

Is this hat.

I think it'd complete it.

Actually... You look good

as is, actually.

You're raging tonight or

you're just kind of chilling?

Raging.

We're going off, huh?

Yeah.

I'm asking...

Do you want to do a shot

or something?

Yeah, cheers to that.

Let's go grab one. Wow.

Whoo.

(SINGING INDISTINCTLY)

(BELT BUCKLE CLINKS)

(ZIPPER UNZIPS)

(DOOR OPENS)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(LIGHTER CLICKS)

Oh, f***!

Have you seen April around here?

She's right there, man.

Fred, let's get

the f*** out of here, man.

Hey Teddy, where are we going?

F***ing nowhere.

On a scale of one to baked,

how baked are you?

F***ing baked!

(TIRES SCREECHING)

What the f***?

(ENGINE REVVING)

What the f*** was that?

Dude, what the f***

are you doing?

How the f*** did you know?

How did I know what?

How did you know I'd get

in a f***ing accident?

I didn't.

What do you mean how did I know?

What if, yeah, what if?

Just stop, stop.

Let me out.

Teddy, you're not really

blaming me for this, are you?

Really?

I'll see ya.

You know,

you're being kind of a dick.

(SIGHS)

(SIRENS WAILING)

F***.

WOMAN:
That's him, Officer.

OFFICER:
Okay.

That's definitely the car.

Okay, it seems like you're

the one I'm looking for.

Someone called

your plates in, buddy.

Can I see your license?

Okay, I'm gonna need you

to step out of the vehicle.

To the front of the car,

over there.

Now face this way.

It's a kid.

Walk in a straight line.

I can't do that.

Okay, then recite the alphabet

backwards from Z to A.

Backwards?

Yes.

Can't do that sh*t.

Why don't you try?

Oh. See, we got

a wise one here, huh?

I'm not f***ing wise, Chip.

I just can't recite

my alphabet backwards.

Can't even do that sh*t sober.

OFFICER:
Listen, smart ass.

You can either do

the sobriety test,

or I can take you to the hospital

and you can do a blood test.

What do you wanna do?

Y-X-Z... F-U-C-K U!

U! U! U!

U, U!

You have the right to remain silent.

F*** you.

Anything you say can and will be

used against you in a court of law.

Do you understand that?

You have the right

to an attorney.

If you cannot afford one,

one will be appointed for you.

Do you understand these rights?

Yeah, f*** you, too.

OFFICER:
Hey!

Put your head down.

WOMAN:
Oh, my God.

F***ing pig!

(SIGHS)

Oh!

Holy f***ing sh*t!

What?

No f***ing way, this is too good.

What is it?

How do we not know about this?

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