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and acquisitions game.

The buy-in's $1,000.

A thousand dollars. That reminds me

of my first year of college.

Where exactly did you

go to college, Gordo?

Oh, that's a little place

called F.U.

- Your name, sir, is...

- Carswell.

Now, boys, boys, boys.

Let's not have a pissin' match here.

We're here to play cards.

Let's play.

Yes, we're here

to play poker...

if you can raise

the thousand dollars.

Oh, a thousand dollars. May I have

that deck for a minute, please?

I'll give it right back to you.

I just want to take a look.

I'll bet you $5,000

even money...

top card's a picture.

- Even money?

- Yes, sir.

- You've got yourself a bet.

- Okay.

Turn it over.

You owe me $5,000.

That was a lot of fun.

I'll tell you what...

let's go again for 10, huh?

You don't have to

if you don't want to.

If you want to quit right now, it's okay

with me. I'll give you the five grand.

Let's make it 20.

Yes. Yes. I like that.

Now we're having some fun.

Twenty?

You want to bet $20,000

the top card is not a picture?

You've got a deal.

Okay, boy.

$20,000. Turn it over.

Turn it over, please.

Whew.

That's very interesting.

Oh, boy, is that interesting.

You want to

double it again?

Yes.

Enough of this child's play.

I owe you $15,000.

- All right.

- Let's play poker.

Okay. Here we go.

That's a lot of fun.

- I'm gonna get a brownie.

- A brownie? Yeah.

- L...

- Oh. Sorry.

We shall have to call the Guinness Book

of Records about your friend Charlie.

Now what?

- He's taking the longest piss in recorded freaking history.

- Oh.

There's a lady at table 16 who's arrived

late. I suggest you welcome her.

Okay. Where's table 16?

Over there.

Oh, what a lovely room.

- Oh, that, uh... that... lady.

- Mm-hmm.

Hi there. Excuse me.

- Hello.

- Nice to see you're still on board.

Thank you. I just wondered

if you'd care to dance.

Actually, I've seen you move. How do I

know you won't trip and drag me overboard?

Well, you don't.

But I swim even better

than I dance.

- Go for it, Mom.

- I promise I won't bite.

Here goes nothing.

I haven't danced

in a long time.

Slow, slow,

quick-quick.

Don't look down.

Look at me. That's it.

Honey, tell me I did the right thing

by bringing Mom along.

You did the right thing.

Mmm. Now let's go sneak inside

one of those lifeboats.

You and whoever

you used to dance with...

you must have been

great together.

Now promenade.

Yeah, that would be Suzie and me.

We danced all night long

at our wedding...

and it seems like we never

stopped dancing for 46 years.

- What a lovely image.

- Oh, thank you.

Now tell me all about you.

Everything.

- Everything?

- Sure.

- It's only a 10-day cruise. - Well,

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