Orgazmo Page #3

I know it would.

So what is it?

What are you acting in?

Oh.

Uh, it's, uh,

Death of a Salesman.

Oh, let me guess.

You're playing Biff, right?

Biff, yeah.

[Chuckles]

[Horn Honks]

Daddy's here to take me

to choir practice, Joe.

Can I call you back later?

Sure, sure.

Jesus and I love you, Joe.

Jesus and I love you too, Lis.

Bye.

Bye.

Heavenly Father,

please show me the way.

I know it would be sinful to act

in a movie that had sexual activity,

but Lisa is so important to me.

And I need the money for

our wedding and for a place to live.

Please, just give me a sign

if you don't want me to do it.

[Rattling]

[Rumbling]

[Car Alarms Blaring]

Any sign at all.

Where is that little f***ing choir boy?

I don't think he's gonna show up.

Oh, really?

Rodgers, you and pickle dick here

go find that bastard.

And you tell him

if he doesn't act in my film,

his parents, his friends,

his f***in' pets are gonna pay!

You tell him

if he fucks with me, he'll be--

[Door Opens]

Well, hello.

Hello.

We were just talking about you.

How are you?

I'm fine.

Super. Why don't you

go get into wardrobe,

and we'll get started right away.

Orbison, who am I f***ing

in this scene?

Uh, you'll be f***ing

Jeff and probably Ben.

Have you met our new

Orgazmo?

No.

Hi, how do you do?

Hi, are we f***ing?

No. You'll be f***ing

his stunt cock.

And I'm not doing any ass-licking today.

I told you that, right?

Yes, yes. No ass-licking.

Okay.

I'm not an ass-licker.

Give 'em an inch,

they take a mile.

[No Audible Dialogue]

Oh, what was I thinking?

There you are. Get in here. Come on.

Just get in here and put this on.

Put it on.

Just put it on now.

Uh, okay. Can I--

Oh.

So you must be the new Orgazmo.

No, I-- Maybe. My name's Joe.

Ben Chapleski.

I play Choda Boy.

What's a Choda Boy?

I'm your sidekick.

My sidekick? I have a sidekick?

Yeah.

What do--

[Yells]

Uh, I didn't know I had a sidekick.

Didn't they even tell you the plot?

No, they just said I'm a superhero.

Right. You're Orgazmo.

And you fight crime

with your Orgazmorator.

And I'm your sidekick, and I help you out

with my specially designed sex toys.

Oh.

I don't think I've seen you before.

Are you new in this business?

Oh, yeah. This is my first time.

I'm actually a normal person.

Hey, we're all normal people, man.

Hell, I got Ph. D.'s in physics

and engineering from M.I.T.

M.I.T.? In Boston?

No, it's in Cambridge, actually.

But if you have two Ph.D.'s,

why do you do these kind of movies?

See you on set, Choda Boy.

That's why.

See, I have what's called

an overactive sex drive.

Hey, just between you and me,

I don't get a whole lot

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