Orgazmo

## [Rock]

# Hey #

# What makes a man

Is it the power in his hands #

# Is it his quest for glory #

# Give it all you got to

to fight to the top #

# So we can know your story #

# Now you're a man #

# A man #

# A man, man, man #

# Now you're a man

a manny, manny, man #

# A man #

# A man, man, man #

# A man #

# You are now a man

You're a man #

# Now you're a man #

# Live it, live it #

# What makes a man

Is it the woman in his arms #

# Just 'cause she has big titties #

# Or is it the way he fights everyday #

# No, it's probably the titties #

# Now you're a male

a male, male, male #

# A man #

# Now you're a ma-male #

# A man #

# A ma-male, ma-male, male

Now you're a male #

# A man #

# M-A-N, man, man #

# Ma-man, man #

# Now you're a man ##

## [Ends]

## [Whistling]

Hello there.

My name is Robert White.

And I'm Joseph Young.

And we're with the Church of

Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Who?.

Let me ask you a question.

What would you say

if someone offered you...

peace and happiness

through all of eternity?.

F*** off!

Thank you.

Have a nice day.

[Sighs]

Yeah, baby.

You make me so horny.

Oh, I want it so bad.

I bet you do.

And I'm gonna give it to you.

Oh, good. 'Cause I'm

so badly wanting it.

[Laughing]

Hi.

Thank you.

Bye-bye.

Almost.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah. Harder.

[Moans]

Give it-- Oh, give it to me,

you big stud.

- I'm not a stud.

- Huh?.

I'm not a stud. I'm--

Jizzmaster Zero!

[Cackling]

[Yells]

Oh, no. Help!

- Somebody help!

- Ain't nobody gonna help you now, honey.

Somebody, save me.

Orgazmo!

Unhand her, Jizzmaster Zero!

You can't defeat me, Orgazmo!

Oh, yeah, I can too.

I'll use my Orgazmorator.

[Raspberries]

[Yells]

Oh, that feels good.

[Yells]

Now I will kick your ass.

Oh.

Hello, ma'am.

- My goodness, you have such

an attractive little garden here.

- Why, thank you, young man.

I just planted those flowers last week.

My, how they grow!

Yes, ma'am. We're from the Church

of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.

Oh, the Mormons?.

That's right.

I'm Elder Young,

and this is Elder White.

Well.

You two boys can just f*** right off.

[Both]

Ma'am?.

You heard me.

Take that book of Mormon and shove it so

far up your righteous asses that you choke,

you soul-soliciting pig f***ers.

There.

Gosh.

[Screaming]

Take this!

You take this!

Ha-ha!

[Shrieking]

Ow! I jammed my finger.

- Cut!

- Ow, ow! I jammed my finger!

Jesus!

[Shrieking]

Cut!

Goddamn it, cut!

What the hell was that?.

What is your problem, Zazinsky?.

He blocked. He wasn't supposed to block,

and he broke my finger.

You told me you knew how to fight.

Orgazmo's supposed to be a badass.

He shouldn't block me then!

Get back in there...

and look tough,

you f***ing pansy!

I can't.

My finger is broke.

You listen to me,

you cocky prick!

If you ever wanna work in porno again,

you'll do exactly what I say.

[Grunts]

Get back to work!

Hey, where are you and Lisa

gonna have the wedding?.

Well, of course, Lisa wants

to get married in the temple...

in Salt Lake City,

but it costs a lot of money.

I don't think I can afford it.

Yeah, I know what you mean.

I don't know why the church makes it

so expensive to have a wedding there.

Hey, don't worry. If you really

want something to happen,

the Heavenly Father will

probably make it happen.

Yeah.

Yeah.

- Action!

- I'm Jizzmaster Zero!

Oh, no. Help.

No one's gonna help

you now, honey!

Somebody save me.

Orgazmo.

- Unhand her, Jizzmaster -

- [Knocking]

- What is that?.

- It's the front door, stupid.

Cut! Goddamn it!

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