Orc Wars Page #5

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This is a good omen.

To be completely honest,

l'm not 100%

sure all of this is real.

l keep thinking maybe l'm in some VA

hospital somewhere in a coma,

and all this is just a dream.

Or maybe l didn't make it back

from the war.

Maybe l'm really dead,

and this is my Hell.

Unfortunately, John Norton,

l am not qualified

to tell you otherwise.

Hey, who's Jenny?

What's juggernaut?

Let me see that.

l'll be back.

Ready!

Destroy them!

Rawhead!

lt's the elf! She's at the cottage.

Catapult!

Load!

Ready!

John, are you in there?

lt's Katie.

l was just in the neighborhood

and l figured l'd swing by and...

see how you were enjoying

your new house.

John?

Fire!

What the...

Reload!

Ready!

Archers! Fill him!

You'll not survive this, man worm!

l will eat your...

Find the wizard. Find the...

You chose a poor time to visit,

but l'm glad to have you.

You kidding me?

Those bastards blew up my car.

Forget the wizard.

We're here for the princess.

Go! Attack!

Fall back. lt's Jenny's turn.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Shock and awe.

Ok, straight.

Straight on, straight. Right.

l mean left! Ok right.

Go right. Right. Good, good. Left.

Ok. Here we go.

Fire!

What was that?

Some sort of thing.

What sort of thing?

Like a launchy, flipper-thing

You guys want some company?

Free to land, free to land.

Come on in, we need help.

Yeah! To answer your question,

Whitefeather,

that 'Thing' is a blowed up

pile of nothing now.

Come back here, cowards!

l'll kill you myself!

Keep her steady, Whitefeather!

Enough! Overrun it!

Flip it over and slice open its belly!

Go! Attack!

Aleya, the orcs are getting too close,

fall back!

- l am safe where we are.

- Just do it!

Gun it, Whitefeather! Gun it!

l am the great wizard now.

You messed

with the wrong b*tch, b*tch.

Go! Go, run, run!

Call on our god.

Let the almighty Bokkvir...

come forth in his fury and lay waste

to these pink milk-suckers once and for all.

Hold up, Whitefeather.

Aw, he's here.

Bokkvir. Bokkvir. Bokkvir.

Bokkvir. Bokkvir. Bokkvir.

Bokkvir. Bokkvir. Bokkvir.

Bokkvir. Bokkvir. Bokkvir.

- Bokkvir. Bokkvir...

- Norton,

- Bokkvir...

- ...what's a Bokkvir?

l'm not sure.

l don't like how it sounds.

Bokkvir! Bokkvir! Bokkvir!...

To Nemis with us, girl.

The spilling of your blood

is long overdue.

What was that?

Something worse than orcs.

Bokkvir! Bokkvir! Bokkvir!...

Whitefeather?

Did you know

that dragons were real?

Yes.

Dragons are real?!

- Are they mean?

- Go, go, go!

l wont let you get the princess,

you bastard!

Whitefeather, hard left, now!

Woo hoo! At a baby, Norton!

Stop, stop, stop!

Get out of the half-track, now!

Scooter! Whitefeather!

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