Orc Wars

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Faster! They close on us!

No!

- l'm sorry, Princess. No! Go!

- We must go back!

No!

Come on.

The Edenock moon is in convergence.

Find the wizard, Richard Conrad.

l am Princess Aleya of Havenock,

- the youngest daughter of late Lord...

- We know who you are.

Bring her to me.

Evening boys.

The wizard!

Don't worry fellas, l saved you some.

The girl will be mine!

We'll see about that.

Wizard?

l haven't fought that many orcs

in thirty...

- Wizard!

- Getting to old for?

Won't be long.

A new sentinel, always comes.

- He'll protect you.

- No! No!

Watch for him.

No! Wizard, please! No!

Come on, Norton.

Time to move.

Jonathan? Are you in there?

lt's Katie?

Katie McQueen with Dunwich Realty?

Hi. Sorry to bother you.

l tried calling you on the phone but.

What do you want?

l have great news.

l found the perfect place for you.

lt's totally secluded,

there's no neighbors for miles.

lt's a bit of a fixer-upper

but it's in your price range.

So, it's everything you've asked for.

l'll take it.

Great. Okay, thank you.

So, you were in the military?

Yep.

Did you just get out?

More or less.

Thank you,

for your service, you know. l mean,

you hear about all these celebrities

and athletes but...

you're the real American hero.

Thank you.

l think you're going to love this property.

lt's perfect for you.

Yeah, baby!

Howdy, ma'am

Hey, pretty lady!

You seem to be working

that gear shifter right nice. Yeah!

- Come on, baby!

- Okay.

l forgot to mention,

this property comes

with a quaint hometown feel.

Brought to you by colorful,

rusticated locals.

So, what do you think?

lt's perfect.

Ready to see inside?

l'll take it from here, thanks.

Oh,..

okay.

Congratulations on being

a new home owner.

Hey!

Bokkvir, the Filth of Nemis.

Putrid Worm of Felmreck.

Ungod of the After-Depths.

We do obeisance to thee.

Sanction our hunt this night

and grant us our prey.

Bokkvir!

Are you the Worldgate Sentinel?

Uh, no.

Okay, l'm John Norton, this is my land.

You are trespassing.

- What's with the ears?

- l am Aleya of Havenock,

youngest daughter of the late

Lord Darkton of?

Okay, well,

you're going to have to leave.

No. l am awaiting the new Sentinel.

Okay, um, something's seriously

awry is going on, with all that.

Here, why don't you just

come with me,

l'll take you into town

and we'll have?

Dammit.

Wizard!

We've come for the girl, wizard!

Who's there?

Show yourself.

What the hell?

Where is the girl?

This is private property.

Kill him.

There you go.

Get off my land.

You have no magic, human.

Tear out his spine.

Another time, wizard.

You, John Norton, are the Guardian.

Come on, Norton. Time to move.

Norton, you better come check this out.

You, John Norton, are the Guardian.

Richard Conrad, took Crooked Finger's

place as Worldgate's Sentinel.

A Sentinel of the Worldgate as now

you have take Conrad's place.

A Sentinel of the Worldgate.

A sentinel of the Worldgate.

Not again.

You, John Norton, are the Guardian.

Welcome back to the land of the living.

Where am l?

Right where you're supposed to be.

Drink it.

lt will return your strength.

You mend quickly.

That will come in handy.

Thank you?

Whitefeather.

John Norton.

What were those things?

They are the fey children,

scourge of Nemis.

Known across the worlds as orcs.

Okay, whatever.

The cave up there is a Worldgate.

There are many Worldgates

connecting the nine worlds,

and each draws it's own Sentinel

to keep the realms in balance.

Fate. Circumstance. Coincidence.

Destiny.

None is sure how it works.

But from the beginning,

a warrior has always come

to stand guard over the Worldgates.

Some stay long, some not long.

But a warrior always comes.

What's your stake in all this?

l assist the Sentinel

when and where l can.

Okay, that's enough of this.

You, John Norton, are the Guardian.

A Sentinel of the Worldgate.

Yeah, you already said that.

l don't believe l did.

Speak.

A new human protects the elf.

A wizard. Strong, like the old one,

stronger even.

Fangmark remains on the other side,

in Edenock.

His orcs stayed back.

He can still get the girl.

Yes.

What is that?

Pull!

Pull!

Pull!

ls this the new all powerful

wizard Gorejaw spoke of?

l do no fear this wizard.

Follow him. He will lead us to the girl.

So then they was like, Scooter,

you ain't never gonna

get that over your head.

Then granny comes out

with a wooden spoon.

Scooter, shut up and go get firewood.

Why do l always have to get the firewood?

Because you suck at telling stories, get out!

Leroy, you always make me

do so much stuff.

Nice one, Leeroy.

You know what?

You can go get firewood too!

But l got a good story.

Oh gosh.

Are you the wizard?

No, l'm adopted.

l'm looking for the Sentinel.

Where can l find him?

l'm not sure what that is but...

whatever it is l'll help you out,

l promise.

And in a straight up, non-pervy way.

What the hell?

lt's not what it looks like.

We weren't doing anything.

- What do we have here, Scooter?

- Please help me find the wizard.

Well Dorothy,

l've got your wizard right here.

That's enough, Billy!

Didn't you hear her,

she's a princess.

You mean, like from Disneyland?

Now look what you did.

l finally found a girl

and what do you do...

Ass.

Ya'll with that civil

war re-enactment?

Sit well, human,

tonight we kill a wizard.

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