Once Upon a Time at Christmas Page #3
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I don't know what
Only I was looking forward
Still haven't done my shopping.
I don't two mur... three murders
dragging us into overtime.
Look, it might be a coincidence.
No such thing.
Who could that be?
Can I help you?
Mrs. frenchen?
Yes?
I'm in need of a good lawyer
and you came highly recommended.
Could you open the door?
I'm afraid I just
specialize in divorce.
Well, then you're exactly
You see, Santa, he told me he wouldn't
buy me a bear trap for Christmas.
I reckon that's grounds
for divorce, right?
You can come
by my office next week.
I'd be happy to take a look
at what you need.
I'm afraid there's a real bad time
limit on what i need you for.
Who are you?
Why, I'm Mrs.
Claus, of course.
Tell me what you think
about my elf hair.
to sit on his lap?
Please. If that a**hole
hits on me again,
I'm gonna pepper spray his ass.
Is Lisa coming?
Swim practice.
That's dedication.
She's gonna be selected
for the olympic squad
stuck here in this mall.
Speak for yourself. If they start
giving out gold medals for blow jobs...
I'm going to reicher's
bar later.
- Do you wanna come?
- You're not gonna get served.
Please! I have b*obs.
Boys are dumb.
No debate here.
Hey, Jen, your break's finished.
Hey, Jen...
If you hate it so much,
why'd you come back?
It's either that or join in on my family's
awkward silences it's definitely happening then?
The divorce?
God, I hope so.
At least then we won't
have to play happy family.
What's that?
to hand these out.
Well, aren't you
a good girlfriend?
It's an annual tradition.
- Being a good girlfriend?
- I'm an amazing girlfriend.
He's so f***ing lucky.
And, no, the party is
an annual tradition.
It's a stupid tradition.
Says the girl who's
dressed like an elf.
Did you,
did you hear about Troy?
No.
He... died last night,
in an accident
with Michelle Weaver.
- My god.
- Yeah.
Did you guys...
Did you guys, like, do it?
No, we... we only went out
for, like, three weeks.
It's fine. In three weeks, i totally
would have f***ed him, like, 30 times.
Well, I didn't really
like him that much.
Who said anything
about liking him?
Well, what kind of accident?
- I don't really know.
- I hope his family's okay.
Confirmation from the fire
department on two dead.
Looks like it was deliberate.
Traces of gas have been
found at the scene.
What?
Come on.
Spit it out, fullard.
Manny was speaking
with the fire inspector.
It's early, but he thinks
it was deliberate.
Found traces
of gas on the ground
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