Once Upon a Time at Christmas
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- 2017
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How about you unlock this door.
And we can have the most
wonderful time of the year.
You're never getting
out of this jail cell.
You're playing hard to get.
You like the anticipation
before you get the presents.
Right?
How long do you think
it's gonna be
Never.
See, we hit him.
And he's hurt.
And sooner or later,
he's gotta go get help,
and when he does,
he's gonna slip up.
And I'm gonna be there
to nail him.
The only place
that you two are going...
Is to the chair.
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in woodridge mall parking lot.
Csu currently processing scene.
Sheriff Mitchell arriving now.
Here ya go, chief.
What is it?
It's an eggnog latte.
It's festive.
Okay, what've we got?
Dead guy.
Yeah, your years of police
training served you well then.
Well, we're calling in
Anything?
Kinda hard to get prints
in the snow.
- Car?
- Yep.
That's it, right over there
in the parking lot.
- Got the keys on him?
- No.
So do we have a cause of death?
Well, I'm not a doctor but...
There's the body.
And his head is that.
Jesus...
Actually, yeah. Dave!
Yes, deputy fullard?
Thanks.
Want me to run it up?
Yeah. See if we can pull
some DNA off this.
Hey, can you run
that up, please?
- Yes sir.
- Thanks.
Listen, sheriff,
what are you thinking?
Nothing good.
You're not really him.
There you are!
Tell me!
You seem to have the answers
for everything.
Why don't you do
what you always promised?
Don't punish me for working!
I got you everything!
What do you want?
What do you want me to do?
I never see you.
You're never home for dinner.
She waited for you
and I've had it!
If this is happening...
If this is what you want...
We should do what?
We need to tell her!
Hey, sweetheart.
Felt sure you were
never getting up.
Yeah, well, I decided
to grace you with my presence.
It's Christmas, after all.
I need to be moving.
Okay. Coming up to eight o'clock and
we're just getting a travel report...
woodridge mall, due
to a police investigation
in the mall parking lot...
What?
Doesn't matter.
Come on, you got something
to say, just say it.
This is bullshit.
- Jen!
- What?
I don't like that
kind of language.
Mom, what is this?
It's... complicated.
It's divorce, mom.
I know what it is.
- Frank and i...
- Frank?!
You've stopped
calling him dad already?
We feel that it would be easier
to just get through Christmas
- and then we can...
- Just split?
We all want a nice family
Christmas together.
Right? Insisting the mall is open, despite
the ongoing police investigation there.
We're only doing this
because we love you, sweetheart.
It's a lie, mom.
It's not even a good one.
I'm gonna be late.
Jennifer...
No Santa.
for you too?
Guess so.
That's what I should ask Santa
for:
All play and no work.I have no idea what
i want for Christmas.
A boyfriend with a huge cock.
Hasn't he stiffed you
enough on that one?
A girl can dream, can't I?
Dream about what, babe?
About what i
really want for Christmas.
- Is it perfume?
- Yeah, it's perfume, Joe.
I thought you guys weren't doing the mall.
Well, Lancelot had to see his maiden.
You're so weird.
- Good weird?
- There is no good weird.
David's on his way up.
Hey, did you guys see the lot?
- No.
- Police everywhere.
- Why?
- Dead guy.
Who?
- No way.
- Yeah.
Probably got drunk
and broke his neck or something.
Holy sh*t!
Don't!
- Jen starts as an elf tomorrow.
- Sweet.
My mom thought it would
take my mind off things.
Hey, I thought that was my job.
Hey. What's happening?
Jen's impending job as an elf.
The kids love me.
They shouldn't.
The kids shouldn't love me?
No, no.
Not... not you, babe.
Christmas.
Why can't kids love Christmas?
- Yeah, man, what gives?
- They're being lied to.
Seems like a pretty
harmless lie.
Really? Sitting on some fat
guy's lap all day?
Sounds like a pedophile's
dream to me.
Please don't make Christmas anymore
depressing than it already is.
That's why we should totally
have our party on Christmas Eve!
- Party?
- Yeah. It's...
- It's called drum fest.
- Drum fest?
Yeah, it's a drumming competition
happening down at Phil's bar.
This is really lame.
I have training for
the swim meet that night.
Besides, we're not gonna get in.
You can miss one day
of training.
Phil is calling it
a private affair.
The bar's closed to anyone
who doesn't have a ticket.
But I don't have a ticket.
There aren't actually
any tickets.
He just wants to call it
a ticket-only affair.
That reminds me.
I need a lead groupie, you know,
just to tell me how great I am.
- How could a girl say no?
- Me, too.
You don't even play the drums.
Well, no, but I have a pretty
sick iTunes playlist
and maybe I'll let you
hear it if...
If what?
I lose my phone?
We're having an annual boyfriend
review on January 1st, Joe,
and you seriously
need to up your game.
Babe?
- She'll be back.
- Sure, man.
Sure.
You want me to close the mall?
Morning, Bob.
I'm considering it.
- Considering?
- Yeah.
Is the killer in the mall?
No.
Then why close it?
Bob, this is a serious situation
and I'm trying to prevent...
How long you been
in this town, sheriff?
Thirty years.
We like to keep things
simple here in woodridge.
Simply put,
a man's been murdered.
Yeah, and I hope you catch
the son of a b*tch.
But we do not want
So you want me
to conduct this manhunt
with one hand tied
behind my back?
I want you to do your job,
sheriff.
As always, Bob,
your leadership is inspiring.
Have a productive day, sheriff.
A**hole.
Wrpt woodridge,
for all you couples looking
to have some hot fun
together tonight...
- Jesus.
- Sh*t.
What, seems to be
the problem, officer?
Yeah, I'm looking
for "old romantic 1980."
Is that you?
What?
Yeah, man, we met online.
Chat room.
Are you serious?
No, dipshit.
I'm joking.
You two shouldn't be out here.
It ain't illegal.
What's that?
Call her parents?
What he means, sir, is we're
And where do your parents
think you are?
It's Christmas.
You're a few days
out there, kid.
All right, look.
I'm heading out to mcdermott's
place, checking on a call.
I'll be about an hour.
Okay.
"So you'll be gone
when I get back," okay.
Okay.
Have a good evening, sir.
Yeah.
Sh*t. That was close.
- Yeah.
- Think he's gone already?
- Give him a chance, Troy.
- Okay.
Maybe we should go.
You heard him.
He's gonna be back in an hour.
Come on, look, I'll let you
drive my car a bit.
It's your dad's car, Troy.
Well, I'll let you
play with my gears.
It's an automatic.
What was that?
- What?
- There was a noise.
- Babe, please.
- Don't, "babe, please" me.
I'm taking you on your word that you're not
still fully hung up on your ex-girlfriend.
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