On The Road Page #7

And a nice little pad in 'Frisco.

But as God as my witness, Marylou is the only honey- c*nt I'll ever adore.

That makes perfect sense.

Dunkee !

Dig this, Sal.

Crazy Cat gets married and dumps his wife off in Tucson !

Come in, come in.

Holy sh*t.

We really appreciate this, man.

There's no heater in that California car.

We haven't eaten in 30 hours.

Or slept in a bed since...

Denver?

We don't have a penny, one.

Good times on the Dean Express, huh?

Well, there's lots of food inside for everybody.

Oh great, thanks.

Look at all them books.

Hi.

Hey.

How are you Marylou?

I'm fine.

But I gotta tell you how nice it is to see a sane face.

Well, uh, sane is a very relative term around here, kid.

Don't call me that anymore, because that bastard aged me.

Isn't that a great game to grab ass !

If you want food, it's on the left.

Yum, yum, yum, yum.

Ma, to repay your gregarious hospitalities and all the trimmings on this fine day of holiday giving,

I will drive you and Sal up to old mad New York so you won't have to pay for a train.

How about that, Ma?

Ok...

S.

sorry.

You don't know that feeling, man.

I stole a .

And I'm sweating.

And I'm nauseous.

And Camille finds me this way, and I beg her to do it.

To kill me.

And she couldn't, man.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

I do all these dumb things and I think in all these distorted ways, you know, I'm burning up.

I'm scared I'm gonna lose all the wisdom I ever learned, Sal.

You know, I see a girl and I just, ... you know, I just tremble all over and I get lost !

Like a couple weeks ago.

I meet this black boy, right?

He's 25 and he's staying with his sugar mama, and we're digging some great music and we're getting high.

And then I meet the greatest gone gal, Suzie, right.

Oh, Suzie !

And I swear she's a virgin.

So I take her back to the black boy's place and 3 hours later she's getting a little drunk,

and the greatest show in the world starts, you know.

And she does this dance for us.

She takes off her panties, she leaves on her dress, and she stands on her head and she does the splits,

you know, and she's screaming the whole time "I want your cock !"

right, "I need your cock !"

And she goes over next to the bed and she spreads the black boy's knees open

and pulls out his big black beauty and starts chugging on that, going on that thing, really going at it.

Spreads the black girl's knees open and starts going down on her big black hairy muff, you know.

Getson the bed and does a whole other miraculous splits, you know.

Comes over to me, swallows me up.

Grabs the black boy's ears, pulls him down on her.

Black girl grabs me and its a goddam four-way orgy, Sal.

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