Old Dogs Page #2
- This face is willing to hibernate
for six months to make the
best deal he could possibly make.
And I don't care who knows it. A toast
to my best buddy and business partner,
- Dan Rayburn! Whoo!
- Whoo!
Arigato!
It all comes down to this.
- I don't think so.
- Three, two, one.
This one's the shooter.
- Let's see it.
- Golden moment.
- Oh. Uh-oh!
- Oh, you're just sinkin' em.
Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh.
Let's hit it. There you go.
- It's a leaking dog.
- Yeah.
That's a... That's a neat trick.
How old is that dog?
I lost count. Vet said it was a record.
You might want to put
a diaper on him, or underwear.
- Yo.
- Hey. Where you been?
Japanese real estate agents.
Some apartments for Craig-san.
Thank you. I just want to find
something authentic.
I've been getting so immersed
in Japanese culture,
by the time I hit Tokyo, they're
going to think I'm part Japanese.
They'll be like, "Who is this local?"
I don't care if you stay on the top
of Mount Fuji. Just bring home the yen.
- This can't be.
- What do you got?
- Vicki.
- Vicki who?
South Beach Vicki? She's in town.
- She wants to see me. Today.
- She just called you out of the blue?
- No.
- Dan? Dan?
You know last Christmas
when I moved in to the condo?
And maybe I wrote a seven-to-ten-page
single-spaced letter.
Oh, Dan.
You've been using your feelings
for this woman
to avoid your life for seven years.
I set you up in the most exclusive
adult-only condo.
You've never been to theme nights.
You never once went to the
Sunday morning schmooze and schmeer.
You know, maybe she hasn't
moved on either.
- Well, you can't do it.
- Why?
Because we're in the middle
of our biggest deal ever,
and you don't have the time.
She lives in Vermont. It's perfect.
Start of a long-distance relationship.
You get six to nine months
of the spa weekends,
late-night phone calls.
I'd still have my days free to work.
She wants to meet me
and I don't know what
I'm supposed to wear.
It's not formal, obviously,
it's a train station,
but do I wear a sport coat,
or coat and tie...
You can wear a sports coat,
but you're not going like that.
- Why?
- 'Cause you look like an albino.
This is his first time, so you can see
his complexion is ghost-like.
- What do you think of the El Tropical?
- Perfect beginner's tan.
- Oh, great.
- Yeah. Let's go!
- You all set?
- Oh, yeah.
- I'm ready. Alrighty, let's do this.
- Um... so...
Face forward, press the red button,
spray lasts ten seconds.
Keep your eyes closed and call me
on the intercom when you're done.
OK.
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