Old Bill and Son Page #5

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back in the box again me leave me home

now locate you you get this clear I hate

my sister ain't mrs. Husband mate misses

his husband's mother worsen or not I

ain't the nasty little farm outside the

country anything concerned with it pigs

cows chickens all the smelly lot I've

been through three wars three general

strikes four main water bursts umpteen

classes is my time not to mention all

this ARP and I've never left out yet and

it's going to take more than a lot of

ratty Germans what's good all over him

to make me now see me don't worry I'm

not gonna make a buggers pickle myself

stamping about in uniform

I've won skirts for 50 years sometimes

them as long sometimes may be short but

they never mance maybe behind the back

of a loom and if you think I'm gonna

refugees off something at my time of

life you're much mistaken I'm a decent

respectable Londoner that's what I am

and as far as I'm concerned it they can

have his more out with gobbles and if

it's goodbye to mines combined there was

I'm gonna get myself a tree tomorrow

morn ever good line

Smith sir yes about 16 herbage Osprey.

Dinkins filter loving I've seen your

statue okay Riaan Liston thank you sir

Simmons outfit take it at all sorry sir

oh you don't have to put you on the

staff Simmons thank you sir never could

see a joke see William bass be sure see

a babe x90 three times once in the arm

and twice in Mesopotamia yes yes that's

enough I'm sorry about being nothing

doing

how'd you meet you I'm afraid your

little past it now oh you don't mean the

obvious it means we haven't got enough

baths chairs

I'm sorry must be move along I'll cop

these others waiting is it taken

well I'll be pushing all Bank shock in

this war isn't it mr. Buzzby yes there

is a few shocks about him one thing

about it you're not in it this time I

don't mind if I do

the thrust against the right be better

so impossible my dear fellow you can't

hold the line with sufficient strength

to resist a frontal attack now the only

thing to do is to start an encircling

movement now with the French on your

right oh who is it what sort of a fella

the man's a cab drivers good Lord didn't

I pay him I couldn't say so he seemed

very anxious to see you sir

general Willoughby sh*t let's remember

me sh*t that's bishop are you were in

the battalion weren't you yes right sir

let me think now

see company wasn't it that's right sir

get motivated I was there when you got

one did it fry course it on the Somme

net well I remember and then you came

with us out to receive didn't you decide

sir when we was out in that place

nascent Julian yeah it's nice to spot

that was to your right sir it's just

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