Ogon, voda i... mednye truby (Fire, Water and... Pipes of Glory) Page #5

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Yesterday, it was right to left,

today, left to right.

This formation

is my innovation.

This so-called innovation

gives me some trepidation.

- How can we thee console?

- Maybe, a song for your soul?

All right, shoot!

Girls!

Kalinka, kalinka, kalinka, my love,

In the garden grew malinka,

malinka, my love!

I heard it a thousand times.

Don't they know anything else?

Certainly they do.

Come on, girls!

Malinka, malinka, malinka, my love...

That's the same song, isn't it?

No, kalinka and malinka

are different berries.

The berries may be different,

but the song is the same.

- I want something new!

- There is something new.

- What is it?

- A brand-new drowned man.

Bring him in now!

Come on, beauties,

dress me quickly

and make me look handsome!

Newly drowned Vassya!

Come in, do not fear.

Hello there!

I salute you,

Your Humidity!

Hello.

When were you drowned?

- Just today.

- Thank you for that.

- That's just great!

- At your service, sire!

Welcome, drowned Vassya!

- Go on, entertain me.

- How should I entertain you?

The way you do it on land,

you do it now.

- Can you sing?

- Sure thing!

Well, go ahead!

Kalinka, kalinka...

- Hold it! When were you drowned?

- Today.

And you sing as if it were

ages back.

Don't you know

more recent songs?

I do.

Sing, then.

- Malinka, malinka, malinka...

- Stop it!

So they can't write a new song

up there on land?

Then I'll make up one myself!

Not an earthly song,

but a watery song.

Here, I've got it!

Sardinka, sardinka, sardinka,

my love!

oh my, its catchy!

Help, I'm drowning!

Sardinka, sardinka, sardinka,

my love!

In the garden grew malinka,

malinka, my love!

- What's this?

- A book.

- What for?

- To read it.

- What does it mean?

- I can show you.

Go ahead, show.

Sit down, all!

once upon a time,

in a certain country,

there lived

a mighty great man,

the terror of the criminals,

by name of Sherlock Holmes.

Whenever thieves stole something,

a cow from a peasant,

or a fish from a fisherman,

he always found it.

Smart guy!

- What if they stole a pearl?

- He sure'd found it.

Go on reading.

And the thieves decided

to put the man to an awful death.

They lured

this good man into a cave,

tied his hands and feet and

put'm on a barrel of gun powder.

- And what happened?

- I won't read for free.

You'll get your reward,

just go on reading.

- What will be the reward?

- Whatever you want!

You may have a bag of pearls,

or even a whale.

Tell me, how many maidens

you have as prisoners?

- How many?

- Ten.

- Ten.

- Your Humidity...

And one more.

You may choose anyone.

I've already chosen one.

I'm engaged.

We're also engaged

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