Office Christmas Party Page #4
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And that was before Boston
Chicken was, like, a thing.
- He took care of them.
That's what I want
for my people. You know?
And I want that drone.
Clay, let me ask you
a question.
You think that my management
style is... Is too careful?
Uh, do you think that I bunt
instead of swing
for the fences?
I want to be completely honest
with you, Josh.
I wasn't paying attention, so
I didn't hear your question.
- I can repeat it.
- I'd rather you didn't.
Because I can tell by
your face that it's serious.
And I want
to tell you seriously,
it's almost Christmas. Relax.
- You want some of this?
- I think so.
- I don't think you do.
- You sure?
I think you better get moving.
CLAY:
Uh-oh. Here he goes!- (NERF GUN WHIRS)
- CLAY:
Huh?- Eat that! Eat it, Clay!
- (EXCLAIMS)
- (CLATTERING)
- Careful, careful, careful!
(DECORATIONS CLINKING)
- (EXHALES)
- We're good.
Oh, no!
- (OBJECTS CLATTERING)
- (CROWD GASP)
Oh...
(CLATTERING CONTINUES)
- (CROWD MURMURING)
- Hey!
Ooh, somebody
is getting fired.
Hey, uh, Allison? Right?
- Yeah.
- I'm Fred.
I just joined accounting.
Hi.
(SIGHS) Um, so, I saw
that photo on your desk.
Are those your kids?
- Yep. They're two and four.
- Oh.
I'm a single mum. Ugh.
That's great.
- I was raised by a single mum.
- Really?
Yeah. If you ask me,
Tupac was right.
(MIMICS TUPAC)
"Ain't a woman alive
"that could take
my mama's place."
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- (ELEVATOR DINGS)
ALLISON:
I don't know that song.
Oh, sh*t.
Allison.
- Where's Clay?
- He's unreachable.
He's participating
in a conference... Summit...
Elon Musk, uh,
tech participation... Relay.
Let's try that again.
Allison, where's Clay?
- He's Christmas shopping.
- Okay.
I would like
all department heads
in the conference room
in five minutes.
Tell him to stop
looking at me.
ALLISON:
Look away.Ooh. No, he's cute. Oh.
Actually...
It's like the calling
never stops.
MEGHAN:
I know.It's so annoying.
(KELSEY AND MEGHAN
CONTINUE INDISTINCTLY)
CAROL:
Ugh! You havegot to be shitting me.
So the bartender says,
"We don't see many gorillas."
And the gorilla says,
"Well, at $12 for a martini
I can see why not."
You know a lot
of gorilla jokes.
- Yeah.
- Excuse me.
What's going on?
Something's off.
Yeah, everyone's working.
CLAY:
Oh, shitster.It's my sister.
There she is!
My sister from another mister!
I'm kidding, our mother
until the mid-90s.
What are you doing here?
Well, we were just going over
And I wondered
if I was missing something.
Probably.
Clay, why don't you
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