Office Christmas Party Page #2

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(BEEPS)

Yo, Josh, what the f***?

What the f***, Tracey?

You changed the security code

without telling me?

Yeah, I'm working

on sensitive sh*t,

and I don't want prying eyes.

I'm prying eyes?

I'm your supervisor.

Chief technical officer,

lead systems engineer.

Yeah, well, I'm the only one

who knows

how to hack

the security panel, so

suck my dick.

JOSH:
Nice. Okay.

What are you working on?

Oh, it's too complicated

to explain.

What is that, subroutine

for duplex compression?

Don't tell me

that's what I think it is.

This is the future of Zenotek.

Hey, we should pitch this

to Data City!

(STAMMERING) That's a theory.

You want to peg

the company to a theory?

Man, you used to get excited

by big ideas.

Now you just bunt, and ask for

the same thing over and over.

I swing for the fences.

And I'm going to change

the f***ing game.

Okay. I need the specs for

the Data City pitch, please.

Already done. Here.

Great. That was fast.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

- Hey, are you okay?

- Yeah.

Really? Because you seem

a little off today.

You seem a little weird.

- Well...

- Oh, my gosh!

Today is the day, right? Hey!

Congratulations, you're free!

You gonna get a back tattoo

and some skinny jeans?

Funds are a little tight,

but... (INHALES)

It feels good to be free.

Yeah.

All right. Thank you for this.

- TRACEY:
Hey, J.

- Yeah?

I got you

for Secret Santa again.

I know. I got you, too.

(DOOR CLOSES)

Oh, sweetie, that is so great!

Mummy's so proud of you.

Hey, could you put

your daddy back

on the phone for a second?

- Hey, Allison. Is he ready?

- You f***ing motherf***er!

If I hear you let

your stripper girlfriend

put my children on her

motorcycle one more time

I will Gone Girl you so hard!

- (SOFTLY) You can go in.

- I'll just go in. Thank you.

CLAY:
No, no, no.

Don't try and sell this

as some win-win situation.

This is not

my first rodeo, okay?

- Is that Data City?

- No.

(WHISPERS) No.

Rick, do you want

this deal or not?

Because if you want him,

you're gonna

have to pay for him.

It's almost the playoffs,

not the second week

of the regular season.

Perfect.

It's the right choice.

I am running a train

on this league.

I... I don't think that

that means

what you want it to mean.

I'd love to talk to you

about the Data City pitch,

for later on this afternoon?

Yes, but first I want

your opinion on something.

We've got kind of a crisis.

This is what corporate

wants us to give

everyone for Christmas.

Just this.

Yeah, can't hand that out.

And I'm already

feeling kind of a

"f*** you" vibe down there,

definitely not

Christmas spirit.

I can't argue with you there.

Good. I want to

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