Obsessed Page #5

- The red one.

- What you doing tonight?

- The usual. Formula, oatmeal.

How do I look?

- You look all right.

- I look all right.

Remember the last time you went

to that party and got drunk.

Kyle.

Eat something.

I wilI. I'm gonna grab a burger

at Jake's.

- Okay. I love you.

- Okay. I love you too.

Fourth quarter, Derek Charles

puts it up, three seconds to go.

- I love you, baby.

- Bye. Eat something, baby.

- This seat taken?

- Yeah.

No, I'm kidding.

Be my guest.

- Look at you.

- It's a Christmas party.

Oh, yeah. You look great.

Thank you.

You grabbing a bite before?

Yeah. You too?

Brilliant minds think alike.

Thank you, John.

Still the best burger in town.

Really?

Hey, John? John?

John.

- Can I have one too?

- Fix her up. The special.

- That was delicious.

- I told you.

You know, we used to come back here

after a hard day's work and cut loose.

- Work hard, play hard?

- Yeah.

Back in the day,

I would throw them back too.

Hey, how's your boyfriend trouble?

- Keep moving forward, right?

- Exactly.

- All right.

- So, what's the grand plan, Derek?

Run the company by 35...

...jet by 40, retire on my private island

and own the Lakers by 50.

- I'm a Sixers fan.

- I'm sorry to hear that.

I'll bring you around to my team,

okay?

- Excuse me?

- Yeah.

Can-? Can I please have

a dirty martini?

Sure.

- You want one?

- No, thanks.

Oh, come on. Big talker.

No, thanks.

- It's Christmas time. Work's dead.

- John, no.

- Bring one for my friend.

- How dirty do you want it?

Make it filthy.

This is for you.

Patrick? Patrick. Patrick.

Once again, great job as the head

of the decoration committee.

- You're like Santa's Little Helper.

- Well, I wouldn't let your people do it.

Hey, don't try this at home, huh?

You'll hurt yourself.

What's up?

What's going on?

You look beautiful.

I'll be right back.

I'm coming for you, Derek.

- I'm coming for you.

- No. I don't dance.

No, come on, you don't wanna

with me. Okay, okay.

Yeah. All right.

- Is this you, Marge?

- That's me.

Let me get some of that boogie.

- Didn't know you could move like that.

- Because I'm stuck behind a desk.

- Okay, you do have legs under there.

- Oh, yes, I do.

- All right. You are smooth.

- Smooth, baby, reaI smooth.

- Really smooth.

- I'm coming in.

All righty, baby. He's all yours.

- Hey, Office A**hole.

- That's Mr. Office A**hole to you.

Tequila?

Beer, three martinis, and tequila?

No, I don't think so.

Coward.

Bring it on.

You've got the moves.

That's Soul Train for you, baby.

- What you got?

- Wanna see what I got?

- Let's go, let's go.

- Bring it.

You got some moves. Okay, temp.

- Nasty, nasty.

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