Obsessed Page #4

a cocktail after work sometime.

You can catch me up with girl talk.

If you think you can pump me for

information with a couple of Cosmos...

...you're right.

I'm sorry, I thought everyone

was at lunch.

- I should go.

- No.

You stay. Okay?

I'm gonna just grab my lunch and...

...head on back to my office.

Okay?

- You okay? You wanna talk about it?

- It's nothing.

Nothing?

You know, most people I know

don't cry over nothing.

You think I'm crying?

This is just allergies.

Oh, allergies, okay.

What are you allergic to?

Men, apparently.

Can I sit down?

Yeah.

You having boyfriend troubles

right now?

I'm beginning to think

there's something wrong with me.

There's nothing wrong with you.

I wish I could believe that.

Maybe you haven't met

the right guy yet.

I'm beginning to think

all the good ones are taken.

I'm no expert, but, you know,

if it didn't work out...

...then maybe it wasn't meant to be.

Maybe.

And then, you know,

you're gonna meet the right guy...

...you'II know immediately.

Is that how it was

with you and Sharon?

Yeah. Yeah, it does happen.

- Great. Now I'm jealous.

- Why?

She has everything.

Perfect husband, perfect child,

perfect marriage.

No. No, nothing's perfect.

You know, there are problems

in every relationship.

The most important thing

is to move forward.

You gotta keep moving forward,

you know?

Hey, Lisa, look, don't beat yourself up

over this guy.

Look at you, you're a bright,

attractive woman.

Any man would be lucky

to have you.

Yeah, right.

No. Honestly, if I were single...

You're just trying

to make me feel better.

Is it working?

Yes.

Good.

You hang in there, okay?

It's gonna be just fine.

Thanks, Derek.

Mister- Mr. Charles.

I'm sorry, excuse me.

- Excuse me.

- That's all right.

What was that all about?

Oh, man, her boyfriend dumped her

and I was being nice.

I'll take up that slack.

That is one smoking hot piece of ass.

- Stop it, Ben.

- Come on. Like you haven't noticed.

No, dude,

I'm not in the game anymore.

I'm retired and coaching, as are you.

I'm still in the game. I'm just

on the bench, waiting to play again.

Careful, D.

It's not like the old days...

...where you could get away with

office nookie and not get nailed for it.

Careful, D?

You went and married yours,

that's all.

If you're thinking of that girl-

- You saw her first.

- You are a fool.

Sadly, I don't think I'm her type.

Now, you, on the other hand...

All I'm saying

is that these single gals...

...see the workplace

as their hunting ground.

And I think this one has got you

in her cross hairs.

Sharon. Hey.

I just put him to sleep, baby.

Red? Blue?

- Red? Blue?

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