Observe And Report Page #3

Synopsis: Ronnie Barnhardt lives with his alcoholic mother. He's chief security guard at Forest Ridge Mall, where he's in love with Brandi, a cosmetic sales clerk, and gets a free coffee each day from Nell, a cheery clerk in the food court. A flasher haunts the mall's parking lot, and at night, thefts occur. Ronnie is intent on catching the criminals but has no investigative skills, is delusional about his abilities, and makes mad accusations. His bête noire is Detective Harrison, the city cop sent to investigate. Ronnie thinks he could be an officer, thinks he stands a chance with Brandi, and slowly loses his self control. Will reality set in? What about redemption?
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Drama
Director(s): Jody Hill
Production: Warner Bros. Pictures
  1 win & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.8
Metacritic:
54
Rotten Tomatoes:
50%
R
Year:
2009
86 min
$23,993,605
Website
403 Views


One question, what the f*** was that, Mark?

- What are you talking about, Ronnie?

You're gonna let some f***ing hot shot, punk

come in here and take my f***ing case?

I just want this all thing to be over as soon as possible, okay?

I feel a little bit goddamn under-appreciated around here, you sellout!

Okay.

- This is my gig, not yours.

Not his!

Mine.

Okay folks, everybody listen okay. Ronnie has

a very important announcement ...

it's been a tough day for him, it's been tough for

his spirit, so everybody just be very respectful.

Thank you, Dennis.

Listen, you are all under strict orders,

to do everything in your power ...

to bring down this pervert.

You report to me and only me ...

but most importantly,

do not say a word about this to the police!

Okay, forget the police.

I'm in charge of this.

Okay. You know I have to go back to work soon cause I'm,

I'm still technically employed by ...

He's not even officially on the team yet,

and he thinks he's got it all figured out.

Here, this is how it's gonna break down.

Dennis, you're my second in command.

You're my right hand man.

- Thank you very much, I've always wanted that position.

But I didn't wanted extra pressure

on our friendship, so thank you very much.

You're welcome.

Yuens, you are my infantry,

you're expendable.

If one of you dies,

God gave me another one.

Awesome.

- Charles, your position is that of a student.

Are we gonna get paid extra for this,

because it seems like...

...that we get nothing extra.

- Let me ask you something.

How much were they paid

to storm the Normandy?

How much was King Arthur getting paid

to kill Merlin?

How much were they getting paid

to invent the television?

Nothing.

They did it because they knew it

was right. Now put our hands together for the final cheer.

Okay, you Charles.

- This is a lot for me to take in.

I just, I'm not sure if I can ...

- Don't be scared.

I'm not scared, it's just that ...

Ssshhh! Use my strength.

- What?

On three. One, two, three.

Special Unit Task Force.

F***!

Guys, hold this in evidence.

Bag and tag it, get it to my office.

I'm Detective Harrison of the Conway police,

I'm gonna need to ask you some questions, okay?

Have you noticed anything suspicious going on around here?

Someone who might have been hanging around the place,

that you've never seen before...

or what we call casing the place?

- Not really. - Suspicious, no?

What about co-workers? Any disgruntled employees?

Someone who might have been excessivelly complaining about the job? Anything like that.

Not more than usual.

- Yes, that's that.

Alright, well. Good. Thank you.

Ronnie Barnhardt, head of mall security.

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Jody Hill

Jody Hill is an American film director, producer and screenwriter. In 2006, he directed, co-wrote, co-produced and co-starred in his first film The Foot Fist Way, which he based on his experience as a Taekwondo black belt and instructor. His follow-up film, Observe and Report, stars Seth Rogen and was released on April 10, 2009. Hill is also co-creator, director and executive producer of the HBO series Eastbound & Down and Vice Principals. more…

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